This literally made me laugh out loud.

[JaneQPublic]

"Mitt Romney's going to Israel. He's visiting the Wailing Wall to learn how a piece of rock can produce emotion."
--Comic Rob Kutner

[longship]

1. Rephrased

How a piece of rock could lead the world to global conflict, or worse.

That's the lesson anybody should take away from a visit to Israel or any other place in the Middle East, but especially Israel.

[JaneQPublic]

2. No doubt Romney will mouth any words his neo-con advisors give him.

It will be interesting to see if Romney's handlers have enough sense to quit thumping Romney's Anglo-Saxon background once outside the UK.

Doubt if anyone in Israel cares. For that matter, doubt that anyone in the UK cares.

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Is he clueless enough to think he can get votes there, or what?

[JaneQPublic]

4. He doesn't even have bank accounts there to visit! (nt)

[Kablooie]

5. I wish he'd go visit the Whomping Willow.

[chalky]

6. +1

[mick063]

7. So what is the Hebrew version of "cheesy grits"

He will probably be eating some of that.

Good luck explaining that the true Messiah was born in the US Mitt. If it ain't flying in Alabama, it certainly isn't going anywhere in Tle Aviv.