What is this line on Romney's face

[XemaSab]

right in front of the ear?

[onehandle]

1. Access panel for WD-40.nt

[livetohike]

4. LOL

[cyberspirit]

7. First laugh of the morning

Thank you

[krispos42]

9. If it's not moving and it should... WD-40

If it's moving and it shouldn't... duct tape.



Hmmmm.... I wonder where he applied the duct tape.





Gah! Mental floss! MENTAL FLOSS!!!!

[Whisp]

37. LOLZ

funny shit.

[treestar]

38. DUzy

[patrice]

2. facelift.

[livetohike]

3. It's what happens when you paste a fake smile on your face while you

are stabbing people in the back. He has spent a lifetime doing so.

[LibertyLover]

5. I was going to say wrinkle, but then

I looked at it again and I agree that it looks more like a surgical scar from a face lift.

[LeftinOH]

6. Aging process.. let's move on. n/t

[XemaSab]

13. My ass

I've never seen anyone with a wrinkle there.

[jberryhill]

22. Thank goodness the world is not limited to what you personally have seen

I've never seen a lot of things, but do not presume that the universe consists only of things I've seen.

I wonder what you'd make of the scar I have next to my right eye.

[XemaSab]

26. Find me a single picture of an old person with a natural wrinkle there

and I will profusely apologize.

Until then I maintain that that's not normal.

[jberryhill]

27. Peel me a grape

Who said it was a "natural wrinkle".

I went through a glass door once, and have a variety of scars in odd places.

Meanwhile, over in Freeptardville, they've been looking at President Obama's hair patterns for years and have concluded there are two Barack Obamas because of what some have said is a brain surgery scar on one of the doubles.

[XemaSab]

30. Meanwhile, you're making fat jokes about Christie

Double standard, much?

[jberryhill]

36. Was there some joke I missed about the scar?

[Scuba]

8. In high school, Mitt suffered a severe scissors injury while chasing a gay kid.

[onehandle]

10. If only. nt

[ChairmanAgnostic]

11. on rare occasions the acid bath which contains his

ferrous-silica-cadmium based logic and memory unit leaks out of its protective membrane, and drips out of the nearest orifice.
The acid, a complex combination of sulphuric & nitric acids, and a freon-benzene stabilizing compound, keep the logic and memory unit cold enough to process data and mimic a human's speech and motion patterns.

It is not so much that the Mitt Unit changes positions, as an upgrade to the basic operating system precedes every public appearance. Despite upgrades and additional memory chips, he can only hold one opinion at any one time, so previous opinions and statements are necessarily erased and permanently deleted from his hard drive. When he denies saying anything different in the recent past, even the previous day, he really and truly means it.

[randome]

17. You put a lot of thought into that, didn't you?

[treestar]

39. DUzy

[global1]

12. It Sure Looks Like A Scar To Me.....nt

[rustydog]

14. One day, many years ago, Mitt noticed he had one shred of decency left in him

He took daddy's straight-razor and surgically removed that last shred of decency.

[TeamPooka]

16. Bazinga!

[DefenseLawyer]

15. oil can... oil can...

[Sophiegirl]

18. More questionable

Is the scar behind his ear.

[XemaSab]

21. I saw that one too

Also, welcome to DU!

[Sophiegirl]

24. Thank you

I've lurked for a while. Finally decided to jump into the pool.

[Fawke Em]

19. Facelift. eom

[Brigid]

20. A scar from that car accident?

Though onehandle's reply is much funnier!

[kestrel91316]

23. More importantly, why is Queen Ann sneering at him?

[bunnies]

25. thats just the edge of his prosthetic "human face".

[moondust]

28. Where the mask is sewn on?

To hide the hideous ogre inside?

[Lint Head]

29. It's not the real Willard Mitt Romney!

[nadinbrzezinski]

31. He was in a bad car accident in France

when young. Those two could be scars from that. He had a bad concussion.

[XemaSab]

32. Ok, that makes sense

[nadinbrzezinski]

34. Here is more

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/01/14/mitt-romney-s-life-as-a-missionary-nearly-killed-in-a-car-accident.html

His lack of smiling and all that might be tied to that as well. The woman who took care of the young missionaries was killed. They actually thought Mitt was dead for a little while too.

Not excusing it, but it is always interesting when you look deep into a personal story. As a writer his life story actually makes sense for the wooden personality we all see.

[cynatnite]

33. Does anyone think that with as rich as Rmoney is, that he'd have a facelift scar showing like that?

It may be an age line. They can form all sorts of ways as the skin's elasticitiy loosens over time. I've seen some age lines look like scars coming down across the forehead.

[Ichingcarpenter]

35. That why I am a BIRTHER.... yes I said that.

I am a Birther because I don't believe Mitt Romney is from this planet. As a matter of fact, Mormonism is part of a secret plot to enslave our world. I have uncovered a centuries long plan that involves the original Mormon, Joseph Smith. Joseph Smith whose real name is Kahzad. He was an elite level soldier from the planet Kolob, the Reptilian homeworld. Kahzad's god-king Zoriathio sent him to our planet, to not only to enslave us, but also absorb our world into his Reptilian empire.




The plan was to install a faith called Mormonism to get us ready for Zoriathio's arrival. For Kahzad to enslave us, Zoriathio ordered him to take our women by means of marriage and enslaving the males by opening places of work. Also part of this plan is for Kahzad and Mormons to have plenty of kids. The reason being is for Zoriatho to have a ready made army for his arrival. Instead of a dozen battleships, Zoriatho will already have a massive ground force ready and waiting to take over our country and the world.


Mitt Romney is the last piece of a centuries old scheme. If Mitt Romney is elected the signal will be sent to the Reptilian world to tell Zoriatho that the Earth is ready. With Mitt Romney as Commander and Chief he will be in charge of the most powerful military in the world. Our military is the only power in the world that has a chance to stop the Reptilian empire. We may be the Earth's last hope. Help me stop the invasion. I fear that they my discovered that I know of their plan, please help me save our home. I CAN'T DO IT ALONE.


Stolen from redditt

[ChairmanAgnostic]

40. BOTH sides have identical lines.

Check out his R side. The same lines exist