Romney's Acceptance Speech To Avoid Mentioning Personal, Professional, Religious, Political Life

[NYC Liberal]

TAMPA, FL—According to sources within Mitt Romney’s campaign, the presidential nominee’s acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention tonight will aim to solidify the support of his base and appeal to undecided voters by avoiding all mention of his personal, professional, religious, and political backgrounds. “Given what a big stage this is, we think it’s best for Mitt to stay away from potentially divisive topics that could raise any doubts or cast him in a negative light among voters, such as his family background, his church, his childhood and teen years, his term as Massachusetts governor, his income level and tax rate, his finances in general, and basically any of his views past or present on health care, abortion, gun control, immigration, environmental protection, and same-sex rights,” said chief speechwriter Lindsay Hayes

http://www.theonion.com/articles/romneys-acceptance-speech-to-avoid-mentioning-pers,29375/

[skeewee08]

1. Romney's Acceptance Speech To Avoid Mentioning Personal, Professional, Religious, Political Life

Dang.......so what the heck is he going to discuss.....

[procon]

2. So he just going to stand there and breathe heavily? Brilliant.

[Scuba]

3. "Freedom. I love freedom. It's just the right height. Liberty, yeah and liberty too."

[Thrill]

4. Blame Obama for everything and not offer any plans of his own

Thats what it will do

[dimbear]

5. Actually, he will admit that he is the fulfilment of the White Horse prophecy, and then

perform several miracles.

That, at least, would have been worth watching.