Andy Williams converted to the Mormon faith today.

[elehhhhna]

Someone had to say it.

[muntrv]

1. Was he baptized in Moon River?

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. oh boy...

[valerief]

6. "Harvest" Moon river. nt

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

3. Which planet does he get?

[lumberjack_jeff]

4. I hear Mitt has earnest money on Kobol

So I guess it's cloud 8 for you, Andy.

[loli phabay]

5. personally this crap does not irk me. makes no real difference once you are dead

Id say the forced conversion of live people would be a bigger issue

[msongs]

7. but it's an insult, blasphemy, rioting is needed over this ASAP nt

[loli phabay]

8. okay ill get my pitchfork and sandals ;)

[Raine]

10. I'll get the torches! nt

[Tikki]

11. I have family whom I hope will remember me when

I am gone. They would care deeply if someone tainted my memory.

But then, that's just my family and why would a Mormon care a bit about my family?


Tikki

[loli phabay]

12. how would they even know and its hardly tainting your memory

Its just a bunch of nuts saying some mumbo jumbo. Do you think it would really cause them to remember you differently. When im gone tbey can have at it just in case they are right same as ill do a deathbed confession just in case.

[Tikki]

13. How did you learn that our President's mother was baptized by the mormons?

It isn't a secret, you can find out easily...especially if you give the mormons MONEY.


Tikki

[loli phabay]

14. didnt know dont care. no more so than if my family were done

Same as if someone says a prayer for them ot lights a candle in chapel.

[Tikki]

15. Lucky you...means nothing to you...means very much to my family.

So then my family is_________.
But again, why would a mormon care at all about my family?
I can't think of a single reason why they would care.


Tikki

[loli phabay]

16. well its going to happen you better prepare them for the worst.

[Tikki]

18. Actually, it isn't. There is a way around it and we have it taken care of....

Thanks for your concern, though.


Tikki

[loli phabay]

19. no concern just dont care what a bunch of nuts think. glad you feel you have it sorted.

[raging_moderate]

9. But I already converted him to become a secular humanist??

Had the ceremony singing in the shower yesterday morning.... does this mean I have to fight the Mormon's for 10% of his estate??

[Arugula Latte]

17. No way! I made him a human secularist!

How dare you?!