Yeah, this is real. *sigh*

[WilliamPitt]

[GoneOffShore]

1. O F F S!

Where did you see this?

And did you get your taser out immediately?

[enlightenment]

2. Where on earth did you get that?

The crazy really abounds these days.

[RockaFowler]

3. I saw this earlier and nearly screamed

I'm trying to keep the political stuff down on my Facebook page because of my job. This made me angry though. I'm sick of the religious nuts ruining this country.

[JaneyVee]

4. You know when Christianity starts shilling for Mormonism it is driven by pure hate.

That is all.

[lonestarnot]

5. Sweet Jesus, what a twisted fucking jerk.

[Journeyman]

6. Odd. Those who oppose him have a greater opinion of his "powers" than his supporters do. . .

[Codeine]

7. Wicked hangnail.

Damn. That shit's infected.

[sarcasmo]

8. Thought the same thing, guess he didn't have the sense to use peroxide.

[lunatica]

16. To me it looks like he's eating himself chewing his fingernails

[geckosfeet]

17. That's what happens when you touch that kind of slimey shit with an open wound.

[WillyT]

9. People Need To See This... The Desperation Will Only Increase From Here To November...

& Rec !!!

[spanone]

10. these folks wouldn't know God if he knocked on their fucking door

[nadinbrzezinski]

11. I was already going to hell

Oh snap!!!!!

[Baitball Blogger]

12. Hey William Pitt. If you were in the neighborhood you should have dropped in.

[porphyrian]

13. I hate when people hand me garbage to throw out for them. n/t

[jmowreader]

14. Uhh...yeah

Anyone who would hand that out also thinks Mormons and Catholics are hell-bound.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

15. God should stop chewing his nails.

[MrMickeysMom]

18. Petition the Lord with prayer...

YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!

[Shitty Mitty]

19. WTF?

That is all... That thing's weirder than a Chick Tract...

[Generic Other]

20. Will needs a botox treatment

A new Japanese treatment you should try. When you facepalm, it deploys an airbag in your forehead!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/26/bagel-head-forehead-injections-japan-saline_n_1916188.html?utm_hp_ref=email_share

[ck4829]

21. Were conservatives always this insane? Really?

[ChoppinBroccoli]

22. You Mean If I Vote For Obama, I'll Be Rejected By A Fictional Literary Character?

I'm changing my vote. Rmoney all the way! Who knew that the thing that would save my soul for all eternity would come in handy pamphlet form?

Seriously, though, I think if somebody handed me this, I'd pull out my pen right there in front of the whack-job, mark my X in the bottom box and hand it right back to him/her.