Broken News, Broken News...Mitt may be a no show.

[Hubert Flottz]

Last edited Wed Oct 3, 2012, 02:35 PM - Edit history (1)

The word is that Mitt may not be healthy enough because he was injured in practice yesterday afternoon and may not be able to even dress for the "Big Debate" tonight. I got this from a guy who's a friend of a friend of a girl who knows the debate coach and the word is that Mitt sprained both lips and his tongue right after yesterday debate practice, while kissing both Koch brothers ass at the same time for another $500,000,000.99 campaign check. The back-up second team debateist Lyin' Paul Ryan, can't debate tonight because he never has even had any lips to start with. The word is that the GOP is searching the tundra for the "Master Debater" Sarah Palin, who crossed the bridge to nowhere last Tuesday a week and "hasn't been seen or heared from since."

More @ 11:00!

[Politicalboi]

1. I did predict that Rmoney wouldn't show up

But had no idea of his "injuries" LOL! I just figured he would be too scared to debate. But who knows, anything can happen in 5 hours.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I figured as much too.

I looked for GI Mittens to head back to crusade in France again. Or just go AWOL like W.

I wonder how many deferments from the debates Mitt requested..."Hardship" Couldn't shoot an M-16 with his head three feet up his ass.

Edit..."Medical" Can't count cadence because of years worth of stretch marks around his mouth.

[yourout]

2. If Lyan winks at the camera I am going to barf.

[Hubert Flottz]

13. I don't know what keeps the camera from barffing when the...

Lipless Liar stands in front of it?

[SDjack]

3. Nootie is standing next to the telephone, waiting for the call. nt

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Newt, Neutered, Nudist couldn't even carry Obama's notebook.

Newt is too busy trying to get his Austin Powers signature model peter pump re-calibrated from English to Georgian.

Lyin' is trying to get his stunt double Pee-Wee Herman to work tonight's debate, because Pee-Wee has a far more dynamic stage presence than Willard Mittens and Lyin' put together. Their second choice, or so the grapevine indicates, is GI Joey LIEberman, whose lips have healed nicely, with much around the clock therapy, from the near fatal lip-lock he had on George W Bush's Candy Ass, for eight, long, disgusting, years.

[xtraxritical]

5. Your snarkasim is ultimate!

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Thank you...

That means a lot to me!

[lastlib]

7. I was suspecting something minor, like a pulled brain muscle....

or a broken money-clip...but the sprained lips could put him out for the season.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Right about the out for the season and...

Nobody will ever pick Willard Mitt up in the draft, without his signature, billion dollar, monotone, butt munching, embouchure, in tip top shape.

[Blue_In_AK]

8. Thanks for the giggle.

We're busting up here. (If you're looking for Sarah, I think she's down in LA or whatever with Bristol and DWTS.)

[LiberalEsto]

9. And just what, exactly, was he practicing?

Voodoo?

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Richcraft

And hide the sausage.

[LiberalEsto]

15. Now THAT'S a zinger of the first magnitude!

[lovemydog]

14. voodoo economics

aka trickle down nonsense

[LiberalEsto]

16. as I suspected.....

[VOX]

17. I heard Lyin' Ryan benched, he's in India having a forehead transplant. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

18. Oh no...

Let me guess...the Koch brothers captured and defaced one of those Geico Troglodytes(donor)and now Mitt is getting the neanderthal forehead and brain transplant, so the teabaggers will cheer for him like the dork siders cheer for Lyin' Ryan. Mitt would ride a cow out on the stage if he thought he could fool somebody into voting for a leach like himself.

[Hubert Flottz]

19. I confirmed one thing tonight that I'd expected...

Mitt's full of Sh!t.

Mealy mouthed and on the dodge.