Go ahead. Treat yourself. Read it again. It's so much fun...

[Hissyspit]

Fucker Carlson Logic:

"People will say this has already been reported. Well, actually it hasn't been reported. And I know because I reported on it the first time."

Go on. Read it again.

"People will say this has already been reported. Well, actually it hasn't been reported. And I know because I reported on it the first time."

Ah, divine entertainment. The outraged fair and balanced right-wing mind at work.

http://www.alternet.org/tea-party-and-right/matt-drudge-and-tucker-carlson-arent-only-clowns-circus-8-ridiculous-right-wing

[lame54]

1. another Craig T. Nelson

[TrollBuster9090]

27. That's what I was thinking. Tucker 'pulled a Craig T. Nelson.' So much for Yogi Berra.

These conservative morons have replaced him.

Who needs "a nickel ain't worth a dime anymore", or "It sure gets late early up here" when you've got:

"I've been on welfare and foodstamps, did I get help from anybody? No!"

and

"I don't want government run socialized medicine, and keep your hands off my Medicare!"

and

"I don't remember what I said, but whatever it was I stand by it."

And now THIS!

[porphyrian]

2. Ow, that hurts my entire left brain. n/t

[NRaleighLiberal]

3. without the bowtie he...he's....well, the same old asshole!

[Indpndnt]

23. Yes, yes, he is. Just without his little schtick.

And I refuse to make the obvious joke about the little troll and his obviously tiny schtick.

[Curtland1015]

4. I was cracking up over this one earlier.

I wonder if they realize how stupid they sound sometimes?

[BumRushDaShow]

5. Tucker FAIL!

[lastlib]

6. Given Carlson's reporting skills, he's RIGHT!!...

...if HE reported on it, it hasn't been "REPORTED" on yet....that's easy to understand.

[Arkansas Granny]

7. "Will it go round in circles?"

You can get dizzy trying to keep up with something like this.

[LiberalAndProud]

8. Sometimes Tucker trips over his own tongue.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2012/10/03/14198525-the-rights-desperate-display?lite
In other words, Drudge, Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity formed a strange sort of triumvirate to hype a five-year-old video that everyone already knew about, and which doesn't include anything interesting anyway.

Perhaps my favorite part of this silliness came when Carlson proudly boasted to Hannity on the air last night, "People will say this has already been reported. Well, actually, it hasn't been reported. And I know because I reported on it the first time."

Let that quote roll around in your head for a minute.

p.s. Hissyspit, that link is broken.

[Hissyspit]

9. I fixed it.

[LiberalAndProud]

10. Thank you. It was worth clicking.

[gkhouston]

11. In other words, nobody gave a shit about this story the first time, either. n/t

[closeupready]

12. Somewhere out there, a light bulb just burnt out.

[berni_mccoy]

13. lololololololololololololol

*gasp* *breath*

[sabrina 1]

14. So it bombed the first time 'it was never reported' so he's trying again to report it

for the first time?

Lol, he never disappoints.

[JHB]

30. He's recycling garbage...

...one of these days he'll learn how to sort (dumb as) topsoil from block(head)s.

[treestar]

15. That's like the America that Americans want

Millions of Americans want America to be that America.

[hifiguy]

16. This one has truly become one with the derp.

A derp guru. A derp Master.

Derpy Hooves is jealous.

[Marr]

17. Maybe it's a time travel thing.

[julian09]

18. He got off TV because he couldn't make it.

I wouldn't click on his site, he is trying to get attention to make a buck, with outrageous video fail.
He wants to be as lucky as Arrianna and sell for big bucks.

[SalviaBlue]

19. Asshat.

[ThoughtCriminal]

20. Don't make us send over Jon Stewart again

Yes, I think it is time for that.

[TrollBuster9090]

28. Actually, I'm pretty sure Stewart sent him a 'thank you' note today.

Stewart's show is getting recorded before the debates. So, I'm sure he sent Tucker a note saying:

"Thanks buddy, I owe you one! If not for you, all I'd have for tonight's show is the 'look at everybody trying to create low expectations for the debate' montage."

[Jim__]

21. Is Tucker Carlson working as the second assistant secretary to Drudge now?

[Beer Snob-50]

22. listened to hannity on the way home from work and i think he mentioned the video

on his show about a half dozen times. i think he had a major woody...

[FailureToCommunicate]

24. The poster (bow tie) boy of derp

[TrollBuster9090]

29. Another classic comic bites the dust.

CANCELLED


But at least now we know what happened to that vial of Soupy Sales Spooge that disappeared from the Los Angeles sperm bank 43 years ago.

[Cha]

25. Tell us again, Tuc-Ker... how is you know

it hasn't been reported?

Oh, and it's a really BFD, tucker..don't let anyone tell you it isn't

[valerief]

26. I understand his logic. It doesn't count if a Republican does it!!!!! nt

[tanyev]

31. That's what happens when you wear a mobius loop around your neck for so many years.

[LiberalAndProud]

32. Kick. for fun.

[AlbertCat]

33. Trying so hard to be relevant.

Take up knitting or watercolors or something, Tucker.

[Swagman]

34. it's true- one day some silly talking head will implode on live telly

[rsweets]

35. +1

[libodem]

36. He's a smarmy doofus

[booley]

37. well in Tucker's defense

.. It's not as if anyone actually listens to what he says.