The Math Agenda

[kpete]

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[TexasTowelie]

1. And no way is my kid taking algebra

which is another Arabic indoctrination class.

[3825-87867]

5. Don't forget those subversive

Greek words! Without them we wouldn't have the Delta and Omicron thingies!

[lastlib]

14. and Trigonom-etry.....

I heard that was a Greek terrorist cell! with hidden sines and cosines, and they go off on radical tangents! Scandalous that they would indoctrinate our children with it!

[dawg]

9. al Gebra

[3825-87867]

2. Today's Math QUestion:

If 50 Republican Senators (and/or 1 or 2 Democratic ones) block 50 needed pieces of legislation that will make life better for Most Americans in 50 states, how many MAGAts, Independents and Conservative Democrats will still vote for them?

Take your time and answer by November.

(Results will be announced by the Liberal Media)

[jfz9580m]

4. ...

Results will be announced by the liberal media..heh heh heh..

[Towlie]

3. No, it's not that, it's the equal sign.

 
?

I wonder if the misspelling of arithmetic was a deliberate part of the parody or a genuine error.

[3825-87867]

6. Don't you mean the

UN-equal sign?

When does 50 equal Republican Senators un-equals 50 Democratic ones? When minus 2 Dems have learned to add 1 and 1 to 50.

[3825-87867]

7. That dratted spelling thing is next on the GQP Agenda!

[packman]

8. Well, wait till they begin to investigate that black hole of math - Kal Kue Less

Then again, who in hell really understands it anyway? Functions, that alone sounds VERY, VERY suspicious.

[3825-87867]

10. Don't LIMIT it to Kal-Ku Less

What about the Geo-and Trigo-metric angle on those things?
And don't even get me started on Standard Devia-shun!

[packman]

11. Add what? Subtract what? Why do kids have to make those decisions

And then throw in variables? Jeez, maybe DeSantis is right.

[erronis]

13. And we can't learn about infinity - that's where god lives

for eternity.

And wouldn't the world be a better place if Pi == 3.000000?

[3825-87867]

12. Pink Floyd summed up the 21st Century GQP Mantra bestest...

We don't need no education...
Teacher, leave those kids alone.
Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone!

[BobTheSubgenius]

15. If you ever get a chance to see a doc. series called The History Of Money, I believe...

...do so, if you have any interest in the subject. It turns out that Arabic numerals played a huge part in the world in which we live today. Imagine doing complex calculations with Roman numerals. Can't be done - that system doesn't even have a zero.

The other two legs of the milking stool that became first the Renaissance, and eventually the world today, were paper representations of silver, for example, and the brilliant idea that if "Christians" couldn't receive interest on loans, for example, because of the Biblical usury prohibition, maybe Jews could.