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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Sat Nov 3, 2012, 11:22 AM Nov 2012

After the President is declared the winner of his reelection...

I suspect that Fox News will regress into a pocket universe of its own creation where Mitt Romney wins the White House and the Tea Party wins control of both houses of Congress.

Scott Brown, Todd Akin, Richard Mourdock and Joe Walsh are elected and Barack Obama is carried out of Washington on a rail.

The cause of Hurricane Sandy is blamed on high taxes and excessive environmental regulations and the Detroit Auto industry actually went bankrupt a couple of years ago, just like President Romney said that it should.

In their minds, the world actually reorganized itself retroactively to their favor.

An Obama victory is merely an illusion, it doesn't exist. There is no black man in their White House anymore.

They've awaken from their long national nightmare.


That's right before the doctor prescribes a heavy dosage of anti-psychotic drugs, fits them all for some tailored straight jackets and some comfy accommodations at the Rubber Room Inn.


In the real world, the rest of us will be partying our asses off.

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After the President is declared the winner of his reelection... (Original Post) MrScorpio Nov 2012 OP
Why do we have to wait until after the election to do that? Can't we just fit them for 4lbs Nov 2012 #1
I predict that the teabaggers will Cyrano Nov 2012 #2
I think you pegged it. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #3
Fox News already has claimed that Mayor Bloomberg is supporting Romney despite FSogol Nov 2012 #4

4lbs

(6,858 posts)
1. Why do we have to wait until after the election to do that? Can't we just fit them for
Sat Nov 3, 2012, 11:25 AM
Nov 2012

straight jackets and give them lodging at the Rubber Room Inn now?

Cyrano

(15,046 posts)
2. I predict that the teabaggers will
Sat Nov 3, 2012, 11:26 AM
Nov 2012

take to the streets with torches and pitchforks.

Democratic governors will have to call out the national guard.

Republican governors will probably be leading the mobs.

The only other scenario I can picture is a stolen election. It will then be us Dems in the streets with torches and pitchforks.

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