Hey you stupid fucking secessionists

[Hugabear]

So I hear y'all are buying up a bunch of guns and ammunition, and petitioning to secede.

How well do you think your army...



Would do against THIS army?

[BlueCaliDem]

1. Powerful post! Thanks! eom

[Tumbulu]

2. I want them to go away and let all the liberals

move to blue states and be done with them all.

They are nothing but a drain on the rest of us.

[Maplegrass]

3. Insurgents can do surprisingly well, as we have learned...

But probably not 300 pound insurgents who will be using unsharpened $10 Pakistani knives after running out of K-Mart bullets.

[catbyte]

8. Plus the smell of deep fried varmints will give away the bagger's position…

[bluestate10]

4. That top photo is sad. Maybe the guys should turn down seconds at the table before they remotely

contemplate taking on the guys in the bottom photo.

[ChisolmTrailDem]

5. I so very much want them to give it a try. eom

[Berserker]

6. AWWWW come on

let them play army they bought camo pants and everything. Have a heart.

[earthside]

7. Here's what we did to do some of the last bunch of secessionists.

775,000 soldiers in this land were killed or wounded over the battle for secession a 150 years ago.

Considering this country's tragic history with slavery, for anyone to be frivolously be proposing secession because of the reelection of our first black president is disgusting.

[Arugula Latte]

9. They are stockpiling food

by wearing it as fat around their bellies.

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

10. They'll win in a landslide!

[Hugabear]

13. I dunno, CNN sez its too close to call

Nt

[are_you_serious_1234]

14. No I think if there is a landslide, these guys are heavily favored.

[Marinedem]

11. Serious question though:

What makes you think the military would entirely side with the federal government?

[cynatnite]

12. They took an oath for one thing...

Besides, if some Billy Bob types decided their state was going to secede it wouldn't be the US military going after them. It would be the FBI and law enforcement types.

[underseasurveyor]

15. Heck, I say we sign their petitions

and help them along their way