What Jesus might think of the djt Bible...

[LakeArenal]

From Wikipedia:

Jesus and his disciples travel to Jerusalem for Passover, where Jesus expels the merchants and consumers from the temple, accusing them of turning it into "a den of thieves" (in the Synoptic Gospels) and "a house of trade" (in the Gospel of John) through their commercial activities.

The narrative occurs near the end of the Synoptic Gospels (at Matthew 21:12–17, Mark 11:15–19, and Luke 19:45–48) and near the start of the Gospel of John (at John 2:13–16). Some scholars believe that these refer to two separate incidents, given that the Gospel of John also includes more than one Passover.[1]

[Ocelot II]

1. I'm a bit surprised the damn things aren't bursting into flames.

[LakeArenal]

2. Good point. At least a bit of brimstone. 🔥

[RKP5637]

3. Easy solution, just turn Trump to stone!

[Goonch]

4. 👇👇👇👁️👁️

[LakeArenal]

7. 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼✴️🤜🏻🤛🏻

[Disaffected]

8. I'm surprised he didn't call it

the King Donald version.

[LakeArenal]

9. Good one.

[NotASurfer]

5. Ah, those parts are probably Sharpied out

Standard truth adjustment for the huckster in this case. Sharpie edit makes it real. So they don't apply

[LakeArenal]

6. Ah yes!!!

[FakeNoose]

10. Wait ... do Chump Humpers read the New Testament?

I thought their specialty was the Old Testament. You know, "an eye for an eye," etc.

[jcgoldie]

11. Trump never read that part

...pages of his bible were "stuck together."

[LakeArenal]

12. Haha. Originally sold by Lee Greenwood out of the trunk of a car.

Heard it from Meiselas. Sorta.