Finally Finally Finally

[lame54]

Actually, we'll have to wait a little longer but...

Steve Bannon's appeal denied
He going to jail

https://crooksandliars.com/2024/05/steve-bannons-conviction-upheld-going-jail

[MOMFUDSKI]

1. And nobody to

pardon him!

[captain queeg]

2. Which jail will he be going to? Hope it's not some swanky white collar place.

[ret5hd]

5. Any chance he'll get Epstein's old digs?

[erronis]

7. Epstein had a scrawny neck. It'll be harder for Bannon to "commit suicide".

Cameras won't work, again. Some poor person at the bottom of the criminal system will be assigned blame. And then we'll move on to the next semi-extrajudicial rendering.

[ret5hd]

10. some say epstein and that enron guy...

were spotted with a daiquiri in one hand and a teen girl in the other just the other day.

[erronis]

12. Perhaps if they were good xians/muslims they are in heaven

that serves cock tails all day. That might be as close as they get to a piece of tail for the rest of eternity.

[soldierant]

22. It's a Federal charge, so

it will be a Federal prison. It won't be Max because it's a non-violent crime. It may or may not be the closest one to im. At least two of the whistleblowers who were (IMO wrongly) convicted were sent far enough that it was impossible for their families to visit them regularly. - Jeffrey Sterling and John Kiriakou. Jeffrey has a heart condition and I remember how worried his wife was that he might die. That was a Federal prison in Colorado (Littleton, IIRC), but I have no idea what it is actually like overall.

[pwb]

3. He cheated a lot of people for a lot of money, for his fake wall.

He should rot in jail for much longer. With luck he will rot to death there..

[multigraincracker]

4. Have to be deloused first.

Might infect the jail.

[leftieNanner]

15. Don't forget the strip search

[mjvpi]

18. Ick, I didn't need that image.

[AllaN01Bear]

6. when t,, is in jail that is when i will celebrate w my godzilla happy dance .

[KS Toronado]

11. I'll join you

[JuJuChen]

8. he's only there 4 months right?

[onecaliberal]

23. Without alcohol.

[Greybnk48]

9. They're going to force "Old Crusty" to shower.

Is that torture?

[surfered]

13. I was hoping he would be sent to the penal colony French Guiana

[TheRickles]

14. Can't he keep appealing this all the way to the SC? That MO is working for Trump so far, so why not?

[getagrip_already]

17. Yes, he has 7 days to file an en banc appeal, then he can go to scotus

But I don't know if the appeals court will let him stay out pending scotus appeal.

Of course, if scotus agrees to stay his case until next term when they can hear it......

[LudwigPastorius]

16. Sucks to be Steve, but...

on the upside for him, this will probably be the first time he will be flea & lice-free in decades.

[Evolve Dammit]

19. The sentence is paltry. He will emerge stronger than ever as a martyr. Prediction. IMHO

[wryter2000]

20. Woo-hoo!

I will drink to that.

[Kid Berwyn]

21. Beg for your pardon?