can we all agree that 'asshole' is a gender-safe insult?

[phantom power]

Cuz we *all* have one of them.

[liberal N proud]

1. I am sure the assholes will be upset

[TalkingDog]

2. Here are a few of my favorite gender free insults and abasements

Asshat / Asswipe / Asscrack / Taint

J-hole (unless somebody has one of those, nobody should be offended)

Fucker

Dumbass

Jerkwad (which some people might associate with a gender, but I don't) open to theories either way.

Slimey / Scum / Scumbucket

Twit

Norge (although Norwegians might be upset, this was an entirely made up word at the time) - essentially means Asscrack

[Gold Metal Flake]

3. Shitheel.

Dumbfuck.

Dipshit.

Asswipe.

[Maine-ah]

7. "taint" actually....

refers to female anatomy or at least it was when I was a teenager - aka "c u next Tuesday"

[TalkingDog]

9. The literal (original) taint is a stain or pollution. In terms of anatomy

I've only heard that it refers to the space between the anus and the front parts. Different sizes for men and women, but both have it.


I've heard it used for both genders, so it may be one of those regionally different uses.

[Maine-ah]

11. interesting, lol

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. I've always liked "asscarrot."

Although I realize that might cause some angst amongst some vegetarians and vegans.

[TalkingDog]

5. Ha!

[KharmaTrain]

6. I Guess Doochenozzle...

...is out then...unless one considers the nozzle gender neutral...

[JohnnyRingo]

8. My ex-wife has two.

...or so she likes to say.

[PoliticalBiker]

10. Butt nugget

Asscrusty
Shit stain, Fart stain, Skid mark
Green cloud
Asshat

So many wonderous others...