PIC: this is the stupidest reason Jeb Bush shouldn't be presiden, but I hope it does the trick

[yurbud]

Please post this where your religious right friends can see it.

I myself am not prejudiced against Chang-ists, but since fundamentalist Christians are, they need to know this about the GOP's next golden boy.

[bluestate10]

1. Look like Jeb got a jump on Florida's legalization of weed. nt

[yurbud]

5. eventually he'll be forced to say "I meant Jesus"

[RKP5637]

2. I rely on Chang and Chug, my brother George, as in Chug-a-lug! n/t

[Whovian]

3. Fantastic. Kicked, recommended and shared. nt

[Honeycombe8]

4. It was a rhetorical, joke like thing. It apparently means...unleashing Chang...

a Chinese warrior, who was called on to settle disputes. Bush's dad used to use that reference.

[yurbud]

12. such subtleties will be lost on those in the GOP who don't realize Colbert is making fun of them

[Flabbergasted]

6. I can't imagine him having a chance in hell of winning. Nt

[customerserviceguy]

7. Rethuglicans don't need Chang

They already know how Jebbie feels about immigration, and even if they modify their stances a bit, they sure don't want someone as pro-amnesty as him as their candidate.

He's going nowhere in 2016 or anytime after that.

[xfundy]

8. Chang must run a lot of Chinese factories

specializing in slave labor.

[lexw]

9. Whatever the reason here...

I just love how you all are already looking at the next elections. That's the way it's done. Thanks!

[Firebrand Gary]

10. Hey thats David Lopan! Jebby can biff it, but I LOVE all things "Big trouble in little China"!

Someone please ask Kurt to make a follow up, pretty, pretty please!

[yurbud]

11. I thought it was James Hong

[Firebrand Gary]

14. Technically we are both right!

We would be remised to not mention his incredible body of work! I mean really, how many actors have achieved the legacy that he has built for himself!

[yurbud]

17. he has two stage names? Or was that the characters name?

[thesquanderer]

13. I think W. relied on Cheech and Chong (n/t)

[JI7]

15. Aqua Buddha didn't hurt Rand Paul

[JI7]

16. What might actually hurt him is the Right Wing of his Party

unless he can get enough santorums and gingriches to run and split the wingnut vote while keeping out others seen as moderate like Christie.

[yurbud]

18. Christie is moderate the way Tony Soprano was a moderate mob boss.

I've tried to find a photo of Tony Soprano looking like Christie, but he never has the look of irritation, anger, and contempt that Christie has in nearly every shot.

[JI7]

25. i mean through the view of the Right Wing Republican Primary voters

they think O'Reilly is a liberal.

[yurbud]

27. I didn't mean it as a criticism of your comment--it's just funny that he's what passes for moderate

If you want to cut taxes for the riches and services for the rest, but don't talk about Jesus too much, that apparently makes you a moderate Republican these days.

[Walk away]

26. Christie is no Moderate. He vetoed our state senate's vote for Obama Care.

Imagine how much it costs to insure that slug! He get free insurance and we can't even buy ours from a state exchange.

[n2doc]

19. The last election showed that the fundies don't care about religion, so long as their candidate is a

repub. Doesn't matter, JEB could sacrifice a bull to Baal and they wouldn't care. He could wizz all over a bible and they wouldn't hold it against him. The only gods they really follow are those of the Laffer curve and fetus worship.

[yurbud]

22. the Laffers and the fetus group overlap but aren't the same.

the Laffer people would prefer abortions were legal for their mistresses and daughters that haven't been placed in marriages to preserve the family fortune yet.

[JHB]

20. I believe Enterprise has dealt with Chang before...

A brace of photon torpedoes should be sufficient to the task.

[yurbud]

21. and the great thing is, the torpedoes would come from his right flank.

[yurbud]

23. I would have liked the SOUND OF MUSIC more if he did it in that make up

[JHB]

24. Yeah, but "Eidelweiss" in Klingon can loosen phlem the size of Jeb Bush...

...and Julie Andrews just doesn't deserve that.

[yurbud]

28. the only thing funnier would be Plummer in lederhosen commanding a Klingon ship

and busting out into Edelweiss.