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Satire
http://newsthump.com/2012/12/15/us-national-rifle-association-calls-for-ban-on-schools/
NRA spokesperson Wayne Keene told reporters, This is a terrible moment for the United States, and our hearts go out to all of those affected, but now is the time to acknowledge that this senseless act would never have happened if it wasnt for this school.
People will say that the right to an education is an inalienable right and was core to the vision of this countrys forefathers, but we live in different times now, and clearly something needs to be done.
Do you know how many school massacres there are in Chad? None. Do you know why? Because the dont have an organised secondary school system. The evidence is right there in front of us.
MNBrewer
(8,462 posts)valerief
(53,235 posts)mainer
(12,022 posts)Someone else on DU said that since cars kill kids, cars should get banned too.
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)I wasn't sure whether or not to post it. Seems to have done no harm.
They posted this too :
Second Amendment group suggests guns only be sold to sociable morons
With yet another murderous rampage being carried out by a highly intelligent loner, a pro-gun group is calling for firearms to only be sold to people who can prove theyre gregarious idiots.
Alan Gottlieb of the Second Amendment Foundation believes guns can be a very positive part of peoples lives, as long as the owners are sociable and stupid.
All 650,000 members of the club currently qualify.
Guns dont kill people, clever weirdos do, insisted Gottlieb. A few well-balanced jocks with assault weapons could have prevented this tragedy, even at primary school level.
http://newsthump.com/2012/12/17/second-amendment-group-suggests-guns-only-be-sold-to-sociable-morons/
durablend
(7,460 posts)It's the ONLY WAY, folks!