The Official Fuck Mike Huckabee thread.

[jorno67]

No matter what you think is the root cause of this terrible tragedy - I'm sure we can all agree on this:

FUCK YOU MIKE HUCKABEE!!!

[aquart]

1. Well, not if he enjoys it.

At this moment, I'd kind of like a stack of Bibles to fall on him. As a sign.

[BainsBane]

24. Ditto

[Erose999]

2. Cosigned. To hell with that bigot. Huck Fuckabee.

[Erose999]

4. With a roll of 60 grit sandpaper as a prophyllactic and a handful of rusty thumbtacks as a lubricant

[ReRe]

30. Ouch!

[titanicdave]

32. Don't forget

the big boot with which we will kick his butt

[heaven05]

43. Ohhh!

[shenmue]

47. Yay

Add some salt.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

77. You beat me to it

Fuckabee!

[hifiguy]

3. With an iron stick.

That is all.

[Roland99]

80. Correction...with a red-hot *rusty* iron stick...sideways

[Warren DeMontague]

5. Fuckitty Fuck Fuck Him

[ReRe]

31. Are you Lewis Black?

Your comment sounds just like him.

[Warren DeMontague]

33. Yes

Damn. There goes my cover. Fuck.

[NICO9000]

40. Judging from his handle, he's actually a degenerate puppet ape!

I LOVED "Warren the Ape!" I wish it was on DVD.

And oh yeah - fuck Fuckabee in the ear with a red-hot poker!

[janlyn]

6. with love from arkansas...

I will second that emotion. What kind of idiot blames it on removing god from schools??

The IDEA of god has been around for along time, and down through history I don't believe I have ever seen a correlation between godliness and lack of slaughter. Hell, if the catholic church is any example we as humans do our level best to commit as much mayhem as possible in God's name.

[Hissyspit]

11. "What ... idiot blames it on removing god from school?" Pretty much all my relatives from Arkansas.

Not all of them, just most.

[Maine-ah]

91. My Mother in law.

born and raised in Maine. Idiots everywhere.

[ReRe]

37. You do remember Jerry Falwell's admonition about 9/11?

Answer: The Gays. This kind of proselytizing has gone on for centuries. I think Pat Robertson said something about why Katrina hit New Orleans (I think he blamed it on their sinfulness?) Back in the dark ages, the Catholics blamed everything on the Jews. It was really horrible though, back then. Now they just blow off every time there's a national tragedy. That old-time religion, fire and brimstone.

[SemperEadem]

55. the Newtown shooter was homeschooled

he was taken out of public school by his mother.
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/12/16/friends-newtown-gunmans-mother-home-schooled-son-kept-arsenal-of-guns/

so that kind of deflates suckabee's whole premise with regards to the shooter.

if parents want god in their kids' school, then make the sacrifice and send them to religious school. My parents did and they weren't well off--they just did without frills and frivolous things to send us 3 there (not that the religious shtick stuck in my case...)

[rhett o rick]

66. I think maybe Fuckabee meant that the children that died might not have had they

been allowed to pray. They didnt pray so God says the hell with them. Fuckabee's god is a mean god.

[SummerSnow]

90. Guess he didn't pray hard enough either thats why he couldn't win the Whitehouse.

He's a. Royal prick

[LAGC]

7. Ha!

You beat me to it by a few seconds:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022012866

[jorno67]

13. I like your style!

[srican69]

8. The motion is adopted .... eeeew.

[napkinz]

9. hey huck ...

[Rainforestgoddess]

68. My sister in law posted

That shirt on Facebook (the one on the left). I told her what I thought of it, but she deleted my comments. :-\

[lunasun]

93. sums it up really (the shirt on the right ) FUHuck

[CuriousAboutPolls]

95. That first shirt...

That first shirt resulted in me deleting several people from my facebook page. I am sure more are to come over the next few days.

[randome]

10. There doesn't need to be an 'official' thread on this topic.

You can never have too many 'Fuck Mike Huckabee' threads!

[dhill926]

12. I'm in.....

[randome]

15. Again, ewwww....

[dhill926]

21. As in...

Fuck that fucking fucker ha ha....

[wildbilln864]

14. Fuck you Mike the moron Huckabee! nt

[Rambis]

16. Huck Fuckabee!

[all american girl]

17. His thinking befuddles me

The kids in school were murdered....the shooter was not of school age. Yeah, I'm being a shit, but it is true.

[AllyCat]

87. The media reporting on his thinking befuddles me.

Why this idiot gets air time is beyond me.

[Chorophyll]

18. Yep. He has my permission to

fuck himself, too. Forever. In an infinite loop of fuckery.

[SoapBox]

19. Agreed

Fuck off Huckleberry.

[lastlib]

20. With a FORK....with the dirtiest, rustiest, most tetanus-infected fork in the landfill...

Which is where his filth belongs.

[AtheistCrusader]

22. +1 with enthusiasm.

[NC_Nurse]

23. Agreed. He is despicable.

[santamargarita]

25. I lump all of those assholes into one big stinky pile.

[Marie Marie]

81. Oh good - can I add Gohmert to your stinky pile?

[sasha031]

26. I never been one to swear online or anywhere

but, FUCK YOU MIKE HUCKABEE, GO FUCK YOURSELF feels so damn good to type.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

27. To all of this "Fuck Mike Huckabee" sentiment I can add only one thing...

Worst.Gangbang.Ever.

[triplepoint]

28. Mike, We "Salute You!"

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[calimary]

74. Hah! I just got that! Welcome to DU, triplepoint!

Took me a moment. I'd salute mr. holier-than-thou in a similar fashion.

I think I remember seeing something along the lines of ,,/,

But I like yours much better!

[loyalkydem]

29. RE despite such strong language :)

[valerief]

34. Never pass up a chance to tell him to fuck off. nt

[Bluestar]

35. I'm in! --n/t

[Blue Owl]

36. K and fucking R

n/t

[Major Nikon]

38. ...with a cactus

[Laurian]

41. I'm amazed and embarrassed that

such an ignorant asshole would rise so far in politics. I put him on a par with Allen West.

[LongTomH]

49. It's ONLY shitheads like Huckabee who rise in Republican politics any more......

......have you forgotten the GOP pretzeldental primary lineup? And I do mean lineup!

[ReRe]

42. Hey Huckabee!

K&R

You're a fucking hypocrite. And the lowest form of human life because you take advantage of/feed off of the less fortunate in our society. Shame. Shame. Shame.

[Liberal Veteran]

44. He is a sleezy con-artist that alternates between sucking the televangelism teat....

....the government teat, and right wing media teat.

[shenmue]

45. He sucks

He needs to shut up.

[aandegoons]

46. And just think this is what the Repukes put up for presdent.

They should be ashamed of themselves. They really should.

[Maynar]

88. Not possible.

[LeftishBrit]

48. Fuckabee Huckabee!

What a vile man he is. Glad he has never got anywhere near the White House, and hope it stays that way!

[Squinch]

50. We should have had one of these YEARS ago!

[patrice]

51. Hey, you know I try very hard to be fair, but it's undeniable, Huckabee is INFERIOR & even still

a person could just tolerate such inferiority, except that he's so fucking goddamned pretentious which makes him even more INFERIOR still.

Repulsively inferior!

[sulphurdunn]

52. Disagree

This turd doesn't rise to even the level of a disrespectful "Fuck You."

[MrMickeysMom]

53. What did that dysfunction knuckle dragger do this time?

I'm out of the loop on Fuckabee these days...

[MrMickeysMom]

59. Oh, never mind... just saw that stupid motherfucker on Joy Behar's show...

Illogical and pompus. Stupid motherfucker can't separate church and state.

[Initech]

54. And to think this piece of shit actually wanted to be president...

[Fuddnik]

56. With a chainsaw.

A BIG chainsaw

[MrModerate]

57. The genial psychopath needs to get gone. n/t

[rosesaylavee]

58. K&R

[Evoman]

60. I've had about 5 friends on Facebook say "he has a point".

I can't believe it. And I really love those friends of mine, so I don't want to unfriend them. But fucking seriously...it makes me think how easily religions fucks up peoples sense of reason and decency. I am absolutely unable to grasp religion. Maybe it's just how my brain is built, but I can't understand how anybody can agree with that shit.

[Plucketeer]

61. Chuck a Fuckabee

Right into the fires of Hades! Hump a flaming stump, Huck - you ignorant fuck.

[rurallib]

62. when you can't think they could go any lower

some man of god comes along...........

[Plucketeer]

63. And PLEASE tell me that someone's forwarding this thread to Huckadunce

I'd sure hate to think he's missing out on all this lovin'!

[llmart]

64. I'd rather pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him.....

n/t

[Bette Noir]

65. Okay. Huck Fuckabee.

[Dj13Francis]

67. Didjya ever wonder

what the etymology of 'wazoo' is? Like as in 'he shoved it right up the old wazoo...' I've figured it out. It's really a term which means Washington State University. Wazzu. It turns out, the place - the whole town of Pullman is literally an enormous asshole. A giant ass filled with a great many other smaller individual stank no good asses. I'd love it if Mr. Mike Huckabee would immediately travel to Pullman, WA and then reside there for the rest of his days. I think that his particular assholeishness would be a great addition to a town so renowned for assholery, and we'd get his no good ass quarantined with the rest of the asses - up the old Wazzu.

[Ilsa]

69. WITH A PRICKLY PEAR! What a bottom feeder. nt

[BlueManFan]

70. Hey Fuckaby

Fuck you you fucking fuck. You are a disgrace and a hypocritical piece of shit.

[The Wizard]

71. fuk huk

[muntrv]

72. Huckabee is right. Put gawd in the public schools!

Because teabaggers are too lazy or hungover to get out of bed and go to church on Sundays.

[Raine]

73. WHY would Huckabee trust the government to teach religion in schools when he doesn't trust them on

on global warming, health care, food inspection or anything else ... seriously.

[FloridaJudy]

75. His latest?

It's all because of contraception!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/12/17/huckabee-doubles-down-blaming-contraception-now-for-sandy-hook-massacre/?utm_source=Raw+Story+Daily+Update&utm_campaign=e644362bfb-12_17_1212_17_2012&utm_medium=email

Your fifteen minutes are up, Mike. You can crawl back under your rock now.

[LyndaG]

76. Huckabee is some role model

There was religion in his home, and yet, his son felt the need to torture and hang an innocent dog.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

78. With the barrel of a gun. nt

[Lady Freedom Returns]

79. What he say this time?

I do my level best NOT to hear what he says.

[DinahMoeHum]

82. "Huckabee, We Are Not Pawns In Your Armageddon"

seen on a banner when MH was in Israel in August 2009:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jXknOjIz4fDLYZk2oRYq5pd_F8rg

[colsohlibgal]

83. Delusional

Statements like Huckabee's in the 21st century seem right out of the Dark Ages, when people let religious mumbo jumbo run the world with science and real learning on hold - it set the world back by centuries.

To think this guy is still considered a possible presidential candidate.

[laundry_queen]

84. He's always been a moron

Us Canadians have known for awhile now.

[libdem4life]

85. Not quite...force him to do it to himself...he's gross on any account and he's

pretty much petered out anyway.

[bobclark86]

86. So he blames...

a lack of God, video games, a loss of "morality," teaching about contraceptives... everything except the asshole who pulled the trigger.

He has the legal right to say whatever he wants... I have the right to say "Fuck you, Huckabee."

[Hepburn]

89. Ditto...

...what a pompous asshole.

[Crunchy Frog]

92. There are too many people right here on DU who are saying worse things

than even Huckabee did. Fuck all of them!

[WoodyD]

94. Yeah, that makes sense . . .

because that's why a doctor was murdered in a church. Because god was taken out of the church. Or something. That's why no one is ever murdered in a motel, because Gideon. Hurricanes and tornadoes only hit sinful people and skip right over the righteous. And your merciful loving god kills 20 kids to get your attention.

Now I need to go to YouTube to look up George Carlin's brilliant rant on religion.

Oh, and Mike Huckabee? FU.

[bigbadR]

96. Huckabee thread

That asshat Huckabee needs to shut his obviously well used pie hole.

[LiberalLovinLug]

97. Wow God is more powerless than I thought

What the Huckster really means is the removal of The Lord's Prayer mandatory recital every morning in public schools.

But even if.....Are you telling us Mike that simply removing that one momentary recital infuriated God so much that he kicked the doors open and stormed out never to return...passing sickos with guns coming in as he was leaving?

Here I was always led to believe that God was everywhere, and/or that he was in your heart. Now I know it all depends on a quick reading of a couple of verses of the Bible.

[JohnnyRingo]

98. "Fuck Huck" has a catchier ring to it.

'just sayin'.

And yes, I own a few guns, but Mike Huckabee doesn't speak for me to say the least. He never has and likely never will.

[indepat]

99. Mike Fuckabee. 'Nuff said

[Deep13]

100. (to the tune of go tell it on the mountain...)

Go fuck yourself sideways!
Go fuck yourself with a cactus plant!
Go fuck yourself sideways!
Jesus Christ, you're a boor!

[riqster]

101. With Rudi Guiliani's plunger (nt)