When we see House members acting like douchenozzles, keep one thing in mind . . . . .

[Stinky The Clown]

. . . . . they are posturing for the douchenozzles back home who voted for them.

Their supporters like the douchenozzlocity. Birds of a feather.

If one wishes to be elected from a place full of douchenozzles, one must be, oneself, a douchenozzle.

This is why douchenozzle extraordinaire Louis Gohmert can vote for Top Douchenozzle Allen West and be seen as a serious man by the douchenozzles back home.

It really *IS* all very simple.

[djean111]

1. Douchenozzlocity is my new favorite word.

[Buzz Clik]

6. It's a great word, but Stinky is misusing it.

Douchenozzlocity is the average speed (velocity) at which aqueous solutions are emitted from a douche nozzle. It's usually expressed in ounces per second, but assuming a constant cross section of the stream, it can be converted to more classic velocity units of length per unit time.

If that goddam clown had ever attended class, he'd know this shit.

[Stinky The Clown]

7. Now now now . . . . . I actually took notes.

I checked. The word I was searching for was actually

Douchenozzlatude

[Skittles]

2. I think most of them dislike Boner

I think there's some behind-the-scenes bullshit going on to keep this guy

[immoderate]

3. It's nice to be able to still kick Alan West around.

--imm

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. Hope Gomer is more visible in the next two years.

The douchenozzlery from that fool is jaw-dropping. He could sink the teabaggers for good if he gets more time with a microphone . . .

[riqster]

5. Best. Word. Ever.

[Bucky]

8. I'm offended. Actual douche nozzles have utilty.

Will no one speak up for the douche nozzles?