Fuck you Joe Biden for FORCING me to wear fall colors during spring!!!!!

[ZombieHorde]

Now, I know Vice President Biden has not actually said he will do this, but he could say it, and I'm really, really pissed off about it. I want, nay, NEED him to know I absolutely refuse to abase myself by wearing fall colors during spring. Why can't he leave the wardrobes of law-abiding citizens alone!

http://www.gazettetimes.com/news/local/sheriff-sends-letter-to-biden/article_9564bfbe-79f2-55f4-b450-5800026f6cca.html

Linn County Sheriff Tim Mueller has informed Vice President Joe Biden by certified letter that neither he nor his deputies will help federal agents take firearms away from law-abiding citizens.

[JimDandy]

1. You've lost me.

[ZombieHorde]

2. People like the sheriff in the link are really upset the US government is going to confiscate their

guns, even though the US government has made no proposal to do so.

[JimDandy]

3. I got that. Where does 'wearing fall colors" come in?

Something is going right over my head.

[ZombieHorde]

4. It was just a silly thing to be mad about.

I was just trying to express how silly I see the imaginary gun grab concerns.

I guess my joke wasn't well crafted. Perhaps I should delete it.

[Siwsan]

6. I caught on to the joke - we must share a quirky sense of humor

[JimDandy]

8. I got it now. I'm so darn slow

on the uptake sometimes.

[Squinch]

5. And if that bastard thinks he's going to make me eat oatmeal, he'll be staring down the business

end of my muesli.

Goddammit.

My rites. Goddammit.

[siligut]

7. And he wants all women over 50 to replace their sweaters with cloaks

What's with that?

Mr. Vice President, you wear around this shawl!

[pinboy3niner]

9. From my cold, dead hands!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

10. Thanks for starting a really funny thread!

[niyad]

11. you are seriously twisted--I like that, and I like your OP

[JohnnyLib2]

12. If the sumbitch bans my Werther's candy......

[Squinch]

13. I think it's high time for a Septic Tank Appreciation Day. So we can show them we're serious

about our septic tanks.



FROM MY COLD DEAD HA-- ... nevermind.

[ZombieHorde]

15. Septic tansks! From my cold, dead butt! nt

[MFM008]

14. where you got spring?

Its Jan 20 and we got freezing temps at night.
I love fall colors year round

[Lint Head]

16. One has to enforce the law to be a Sheriff. There fore he is no longer a Sheriff.

Technically he has resigned and should turn in his badge.