The Worst Online Dating Site In The History Of The World

[Turborama]

Say you really want to hate everyone AND find the love of your life. Westboro Match is here to help, from the fine folks at Westboro Baptist Church, the people with the awful signs who picket soldier funerals and stuff.

http://www.upworthy.com/the-worst-online-dating-site-in-the-history-of-the-world-4?c=bl3

[cliffordu]

1. Fuck me, I love this,

[Behind the Aegis]

2. Even enema bags need love.

Sadly, they usually only find an asshole. I imagine this process is the same.

[silverweb]

3. Awesome.

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]All the mockery Westboro so richly deserves!

[backscatter712]

4. Comedy gold!

[tjwash]

5. Not even close...

[Turborama]

7. WOW!

Just wow.

I wish there was a way to unsee that, lol.

[tjwash]

27. "I'm interested in most phases of data processing"

That's a great pickup line by the way.

[pinboy3niner]

6. ROFL! It even beats MadTV's dating site...

[Turborama]

23. LOL, is there a sketch to go with that?

[pinboy3niner]

24. There are a bunch of them on YouTube and elsewhere

From the early seasons of MADTV, early characters can't find a date, so where do they turn? To Lowered Expectations cheap dating service.

YouTube video index--Lowered Expectations:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL04DDD6D5712DAE2E

[DogPawsBiscuitsNGrav]

8. GAG! n/t

[Turborama]

9. Important related question...

https://www.facebook.com/LGBTlovers

[Warren DeMontague]

10. There are only about 14 people in that whole church, 10 of whom are in the same immediate family

So any "dating site" for 'em.... Well, do the math.

[Demo_Chris]

11. Epic!

[dipsydoodle]

12. I struggled to watch 30 seconds

and then gave up.

[Turborama]

14. You did get that it's a parody, though

Right?

[dipsydoodle]

15. oops

No I hadn't realised.

[Rhiannon12866]

16. ROFL!

[dipsydoodle]

18. That's was due to the fact

that I consider them to be so daft in the head that anything is possible.

[Rhiannon12866]

19. I know - after what we've seen in the last 10 years, nothing is shocking anymore...

[dipsydoodle]

20. We've not got an equivalent here in the UK that I can think of.

Exclusive Bretheren maybe but not much else comes to mind. Even they tend to keep themselves to themselves.

[Turborama]

21. LOL!

Picturing you watching it incredulously is almost as funny as the vid itself.

[VOX]

13. The site's emetic properties are prodigious. n/t

[Rhiannon12866]

17. K&R! Love it!

A match made in ! Perfect!

[Ghost in the Machine]

22. K&R! Thanks for the early morning belly laugh!!! What a way to start the day! N/T

[Ganja Ninja]

25. And here I thought it was going to be Hannidate.

[edgineered]

26. My deep red friends at work will eat this up,

and encouraging them to join will have me grinning all day long!