Now that we're all potential targets

[whatchamacallit]

I wan't to disavow anything critical I may have said about the government on DU. Please understand I was emboldened by the archaic liberties that accompanied american citizenship before the "Great Flattening". As I can no longer rely on due process, I promise to act in accordance with the criteria for unsuspicious behavior, whatever that is. Thank you for protecting us

[2on2u]

1. What do you want your epitaph to state? "I was only kidding"?? n/t

[whatchamacallit]

3. If a decade ago someone told me this policy would exist

and that democrats would be defending it, I would have called them stark raving mad. We are beyond fucked...

[2on2u]

4. Yes yes and yes. Enjoy the ride, refreshments will be served shortly. n/t

[FSogol]

2. Make sure to add "Not Yemen" under location in your profile.

[whatchamacallit]

5. Ha, no shit!

But now it can be anywhere don'tcha know...

[emulatorloo]

6. Main thing you need to do is break all your ties with al Qaeda

But since you probably don't have ties w al Qaeda, I'm sure there's no problem.