The FUBAR: delicious confection, or...?

[PETRUS]

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“Consumption” of something decadent, such as a piece of chocolate, is part of almost every American’s daily routine. Within the multi-layers of this candy’s well-appointed wrappers, the not-so-lucky recipient will find a fatally wounded American soldier, a chocolate corpse “consumed” by the American military industrial complex. These morbid treats are meant to haunt the consciences of the most deserving: Congressional members who hold the purse strings of military spending, leaders in government who have decided to spend our $$$ to send Americans abroad to die and to kill, rather than on productive local, national and global uses for those sorely needed resources.

Each FUBAR rests peacefully in a handmade, musical coffin equipt with a hidden sound device that plays the FUBAR musical theme when opened. You may wonder if this is a cruel, tasteless joke. No, FUBAR tastes delicious, and this is far from a joking matter. Ask the specially selected recipients of these limited edition, exclusive treats if they are playing a “cruel joke” on REAL American soldiers. Ask members of Congress and private military defense company executives if it’s a “cruel joke” when they treat American and foreign lives like consumable commodities...

More at the link: http://www.freshjuiceparty.com/fresh-juice-party-announces-the-fubar/

[DreamGypsy]

1. Send one to a deserving person you know ...

...In Recognition of Their Unique Lack of Humanity.

[PETRUS]

2. kick