I'll bet Wayne LaPierre is kicking himself

[cthulu2016]

He didn't think to add meteorites to the list of reasons you must buy a gun.

His op-ed Tuesday should have listed dark-skinned people, fiscal collapse, terrorists, Mexicans, taxes, the 'mainstream' media, hurricanes, looters, dark-skinned people, tornadoes, urban youth, forest fires, a black President, fluoridation of water, dark-skinned people, the store being out of toilet paper, your kids getting bad grades, dark-skinned people... and meteorites.

Sadly, my characterization of the op-ed is not all that far from the truth. Here it is, if you haven't read it:

http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/13/stand-and-fight/?print=1

[angrychair]

1. Agree

Does "dark skinned people" count Smurfs? Another good reason LaPierre thinks you should be armed...Smurfs.

[cthulu2016]

2. It's him or me...