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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLet's say you wake up at night & fear that there are burglars in your house.
You've got to hunt them down and shoot them. But where?
Which of the following is more likely to be the case?
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They're trying to take your jewelry and other valuables in the bedroom | |
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They're trying to take your electronics in the living room | |
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They're trying to take an expensive painting in your den | |
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They're trying to take a crap in your bathroom. | |
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TexasPaganDem
(42 posts)You're asking us where our valuables are in order of worth?
Bucky
(54,065 posts)Voice for Peace
(13,141 posts)I keep the jewels in the kitchen drawer with the sharp knives,
so probably an intruder wouldn't look there.
And the safe is hidden well behind a mirror. Of course it
doesn't lock well, but nobody would think to even look
behind the mirror.
All other valuables go on the porch under the bag of
cat litter. Who would ever look there? But at least if
an intruder finds it, he wouldn't have to come in the
house, unless of course he needed the bathroom.
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)I read it on the internet and your post simply proves what I read.
el_bryanto
(11,804 posts)polly7
(20,582 posts)so I'd assume they were there to cause me physical harm. That said, knowing that someone I loved was in the house with me ... my first concern would be assessing their safety and making sure they were hidden.
Edit ... I guess they wouldn't know I had nothing of value so scrap that part. The rest still applies.
Bucky
(54,065 posts)polly7
(20,582 posts)pipoman
(16,038 posts)FFS...what a truly lame thread..
edit..some days I really miss the 'unrec' option..
Paladin
(28,272 posts)Just because there wasn't a "They showed up to make my Gun Enthusiast fantasies real" selection, doesn't mean you have to cop an attitude.....
SheilaT
(23,156 posts)What if I don't have a gun?
Plus, what do you mean "You've got to hunt them down and shoot them." Really? Got to hunt them down?
Yes, I know you're referencing the Oscar kills his model girlfriend thing, but that is EXACTLY the mentality that leads to all the gun deaths we hear about.
Bucky
(54,065 posts)I hadn't even noticed my count until you did.
ecstatic
(32,731 posts)threads were about.
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)onehandle
(51,122 posts)Mailmen, neighbors, burglars, or as Lewis Black said, Girl Scouts selling cookies.
If I were armed, I assume that like the pants pooper, I could pick them off as they arrive.
Bucky
(54,065 posts)Although I think I'd feel bad for the girl scout's dad or mom who's dutifully walking them around the neighborhood to sell the cookies.
HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)if the best they can muster is claiming an intruder is locked in the bathroom, they are entitled to that defense.
Why mock a person whose best defense is in the Crapper?
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)I don't have a gun.
My only concern is that they leave my husband and I alone.
EastKYLiberal
(429 posts)And have a 100% guarantee it wouldn't go off on me...
I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Bucky
(54,065 posts)Just calmly walk away from any explosion and you will be okay.
madokie
(51,076 posts)never fails
irisblue
(33,023 posts)so likely the noise is from falling on a partially chewed toy, or a cat, or a dog. This is a pretty small house, the dog alarm works very well.
badtoworse
(5,957 posts)It stunk to high heavens.
rustydog
(9,186 posts)TBF
(32,090 posts)we are not going to shoot each other by mistake & the dogs know who belongs in the house. Heaven help the burglar who tries to take the 95-lb Lab's food.
SQUEE
(1,315 posts)No person making entry has that advantage, the dogs would have alerted me, and I know all the concealment, AND cover inside my home. I will stay in place near my bed, illuminate the threat, and give them 3 seconds to be on the wall. All choices to survive are theirs at this point, but 800 lumens and a green laser dot on the chest are very strong incentives to stop right now. If they flee, or stop, I will not shoot and it is a win for me and them , any further advance or movement in my general direction, they chose poorly.
I have trained this and many other scenarios repeatedly, and actually would sincerely hope the loss of initiative would belay any aggression on their part.
This follows a very established protocol, I have illuminated, identified, and now frozen the actor.
I have fulfilled more than the legal responsibilities of Castle Doctrine, and morally as well, all he/she has to do at this point is recognize the situation, and make a choice to stand down.
Bucky
(54,065 posts)What's more, sadly, you're still unprepared to deal with these psycho, shadowy killers from space.
not even pirates can withstand their pure lethal awesomeness
a true ninja would slice thru you and your laser and you nunchuks in those generous 3 seconds you've left them to strike. You would be like that guy on the right, only more fucked up
Ninjas aren't simply "at home" in the dark. Ninjas are the dark.
If you're unwilling to shoot them through the bathroom door, sight unseen, you're probably already dead.
SQUEE
(1,315 posts)I am always prepared, I have a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range, as well as T-Cell infested Dobermans, and should the situation become especially dire? I have contingency plans to fall back to the orbital platform and Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure...
Ninjas..pfffft
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)I'm sorry, but this made me laugh, for real!
I don't have expensive jewels or silver or paintings.
So I guess the only logical thing to do is assume they're pinching a loaf in my bathroom, and rummaging through the closet looking for the hand sanitizer.
Thanks. I'm a little surprised most people tried to engage me in serious discussion about the issue. On the other hand, I was able to prove once again that ninja citations can win just about any argument, even the argument that's not going on.
PD Turk
(1,289 posts)they'll be busy with a couple of large, protective dogs, they won't be hard to find
sarisataka
(18,770 posts)The person shouting Git this #%*-+)#@ cat offa me. Hopefully the video will make me a winner on AFV.
Crepuscular
(1,057 posts)Not a commentary on the Bullshit defense that is being put forth in the Pistorius case but I believe that it's pretty common for prescription drugs to be a target for B&E thieves, easy to carry and sell on the black market for someone looking for some quick cash. I'd guess that the most common place that prescription drugs are kept would be in the master bathroom.
Johonny
(20,888 posts)Gorp
(716 posts)SQUEE
(1,315 posts)He was insistent this was a necessity, I am much more of a lucky if it gets on the roller kind of guy...
hunter
(38,326 posts)What's an old DVD player, VCR, or Pentium III laptop held together with hot glue and duct tape worth???
We have tons of family art but it's hard to sell. We know that because some of us have tried and learned that being a starving artist isn't all that romantic. My wife is a very talented artist, but that's not her day job. My dad's a talented artist too, but it wasn't his day job either.
If the 1984 scratch-and-dent cars parked in our driveway don't discourage burglars, the dogs will.
Our house is not quite so bad as the house I grew up in. If there were ever any burglars in that house, who could tell? Maybe they drank the milk you were planning to have on your corn flakes? Or they took the last clean towel? It was always just sort of assumed that the guy in the bathroom was there at someone's invitation. If they'd passed inspection by all five dogs they were probably okay.
Thankfully, I've never had any reason to shoot anyone even though I've been in some pretty rough situations, including some where the bad guys had guns and I didn't.
TexasPaganDem
(42 posts)I have a child that collects Legos. There was a petition to replace land mines with Legos scattered about in military zones, and the vote is that it is too cruel.