Oklahoma woman hides loaded 5 shot revolver in her vagina
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A 28-year-old Oklahoma woman was caught with drugs and a firearm in all of the wrong places.
The Smoking Gun reports that Christie Dawn Harris was arrested on Monday, after Ada police officers spotted her and another woman, Jennifer Delancy, inside of a vehicle outside of a closed restaurant. Cops noticed that “both seats were laid all the way back.” When Delancy and Harris were asked if any weapons or drugs were inside of the vehicle, Harris said “she did not think there was anything.”
However when a police dog began sniffing around, it immediately suspected there were drugs and weapons inside of the Toyota Yaris. After cops searched the vehicle, they retrieved meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine. Harris and Delancy were then arrested.
During the ride to jail, Harris “stated several times that she needed to go to the bathroom.”
At lockup, Harris was asked to change into jail clothing. Before going to the bathroom, an officer asked her to lower her underwear for a contraband check. Harris told the officer that she was on her period and could not comply; she eventually lowered her underwear.
But the cop did not find contraband. Instead they found a loaded Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun, which was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell. “I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,” reported Officer Kathy Unbewust, who added that she “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.
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The police reports states that the “gun (was) located in suspect(‘s) vagina.” The cops also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.
Harris was scheduled to be arraigned this afternoon on felony weapons and narcotics charges.
Source: http://newsone.com/2267943/christie-dawn-harris-oklahoma-revolver-in-vagina/
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Our gun culture is so amazing, you literally read stories thinking they are from the Onion, only to learn they are 100% legit.
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So many straight lines, so little time.
As it was, it can't have been very comfortable.
So I'll stop. Otherwise I think my brain will burn out.
There are oh so many directions one could go with this. From gun control to birth control to so many things for which the admins would rightfully ban me. 
I couldn't help myself, i just had to type something somewhere in the thread.
she'd have to reload at some point.
It is easy for me to go too far past acceptable before I know it. Unfortunately I frequently find that I have opened mouth and inserted foot (or paw) after I have pissed off someone.
I bought one at a gun show about 15 years ago on a lark. Not exactly a target gun...!
It may be relevant (under the circumstaces) to point out that it has a half-cock safety.
I love that you think this makes it seem better.
...but concealed-carry fer a feetus a-standin' 'er ground? 
how long before we need armed gynecologists? 
I guarantee >100 replies every time. 
I think it's funnier than hell.
