And the South shall rise again?

[Playinghardball]

Another ridiculous idiot president...

[FSogol]

1. LOL, For the 148th Consecutive Year, the South Fails to Rise Again

http://www.theonion.com/articles/south-postpones-rising-again-for-yet-another-year,377/

[kysrsoze]

8. HA! You beat me to it. Much more likely scenario :D

[spanone]

2. so does the nra support a return to slavery mr porter?

[LuvNewcastle]

3. Nahhh. I think they'd be satisfied with bringing back segregation.

[Honeycombe8]

4. I see he believes not just in guns, but in lotsa pizza and sausages, too.

He'll probably die soon from health problems due to his unhealthy lifestyle. He's 64. But he could live to 68, which means he'll be around for at least 4 more years.

[Cirque du So-What]

6. You don't see many 68-year-olds

who look as though they're smuggling sea turtles under their shirts.

[Robb]

7. I am so ripping that off.

[truebluegreen]

11. A fine figure of a man...

[Honeycombe8]

15. lol. nt

[rdharma]

5. At least his son wasn't arrested for trying to shoot and kill someone in a road rage incident! eom

[bluedigger]

9. And the North will be 2-0.

I've heard that one before...

[Earth_First]

10. So at what point does all this become legally menacing and/or threatening?

Do we allow this rhetoric and hyperbole to keep bubbling over until someone claims the 'Jim Poter' defense in a massive shooting; and THEN attempt to do something about it while scratching our heads trying to decipher the shooters motives?

At which point does the federal government come out and say completely that this type of language is inciting felonious activity and those engaging in it will be monitored and/or prosecuted.

I know this borders infringement on free speech, and may even cross it; however there needs to be something done about this before something 'happens'.

[Katashi_itto]

14. Naw, let it happen. I live in New Orleans. We generate the income for the entire state.

We would be happy to stay with the Union.

During the Election, the city was 78% for Obama, as opposed to the rest of the state.

The state repukes constantly pillage the our citys coffers.

[pacalo]

17. Bingo.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

12. This from a man who couldn't aim at his own toes.

[malaise]

13. The only thing rising there is his

overstuffed guts

[Aristus]

16. If the South ever "rises again",

the North will kick its ass again!

I, and every member of my Southern born-and-raised family will join the North in a righteous take down of the empty-headed, beer-bellied, bigoted white armchair warrior assholes who claim to speak for the South.

And this time, we'll have friends to help us out: the UK and the entire Commonwealth, the EU, Russia will probably come in on our side, Japan, etc.

NRA fuckheads: you get Somalia and South Africa!

So go ahead, dinky-dicks! We're waiting...

[Tom Ripley]

18. I see that Yosemite Sam has finally shaved off that mustache

[hatrack]

19. This dumb fuck couldn't rise out of a beanbag chair if Stonewall Jackson ordered it

I'm sorry, what century is it again? I keep losing track.

OTOH, if he wants to nail that "Old, fat, white, racist, sick and Southern" image to the NRA, fine by me.

It and the GOP can join up and ride their electric scooters into the fog of Gold Bond Powder, Oxycodone and cordite smoke awaiting them on the lowering horizon, colostomy bags lashed firmly to their sides, smelling faintly of Ben-Gay and tobacco as they fulfill their Rendezvous with Irrelevance.

[Phillip McCleod]

20. hilarious! \n

[NightWatcher]

21. dont worry yall, I'll handle the Georgia revolutionaries down here

I'll dose a few hundred boxes of Moon Pies with either LSD or sleeping pills and have the South secured for the Union (?) by dinner.

How these pudgy fucks think that theyd stand a snowball's chance in Miami of beating our military is beyond me. At least the people who are prepping for the zombie apoc realise it's all a lark and are having fun with it.