Brilliant Democratic State Senator Tacks ‘Every Sperm is Sacred’ Clause to Personhood Bill

[Tx4obama]

Brilliant Democratic State Senator Tacks ‘Every Sperm is Sacred’ Clause to Oklahoma’s Personhood Bill

Undaunted by the monumental failure of Personhood USA's push to declare fertilized human eggs exactly the same as grown ass adults in Mississippi, conservatives in Oklahoma have pushed forward with their own Personhood Bill. But one Democratic smartass isn't having it, and she finds the whole thing so absurd that she tacked on an amendment of her own that would outlaw the spilling of semen in any location other than a woman's vagina.

State Senator Constance Johnson of Oklahoma City has served Oklahoma's 48th Senate District since 2005, but it was yesterday's introduction of Senate Bill 1433 that really pushed her over the edge. The bill sought to define human life as beginning at the moment of conception, before it's even implanted in the womb, and offers full legal protection to those tiny multicelled lumps. In the words of the bill, "the unborn child at every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state."

Johnson submitted an amendment of her own to the bill, which would have added the language,

However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman's vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.

That means ...

SNIP

Full article here: http://jezebel.com/5883026/brilliant-democratic-state-senator-tacks-every-sperm-is-sacred-clause-to-oklahomas-personhood-bill

LOL

[tammywammy]

1. love it!!!

[toddwv]

2. It's time to vote more women into office.

Otherwise, this country will be inundated by these anti-women laws by the American equivalent of the Taliban.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

17. Women like BSC and Sarah the Weathergirl?

There's no shortage of right wing Stepford Wives who support this kind of bullshit. I'd say let's vote more Talibanners out.

[toddwv]

34. If we look at the ratio of Democratic Party female politicians to Republican Party politicians

it would still be a net gain.

[LadyHawkAZ]

3. Oh how delightful

Since they refused to amend it to cover both genders, I wonder if it could be challenged as discriminatory if it did pass?

[southernyankeebelle]

4. Wonderful, it just doesn't get any better then this. I tell you we need more women running for

office. They are a shining light on the hill that is for sure.

[txwhitedove]

5. Good for her! "...grown ass adults..." That's not even an Onion article. This is real life.

But it's become so surreal.

[Luciferous]

6. Ha, I love it!

[jsmirman]

7. Nicely done

on the other hand, it's like you can almost taste her frustration.

I feel for that woman.

[AnnieBW]

8. ROFLMAO!

Monty Python. It's not just humor any more.

[Motown_Johnny]

14. I was wondering if anyone else caught the reference

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. "snip" was artfully placed in the OP....

[veganlush]

24. lol

ouch

[Kadie]

10. ROFL!

Wonderful!

[RainDog]

11. I really love that WOMEN are calling out these misogynists

honestly - these women make me proud!

[justiceischeap]

12. Sadly, she took the amendment out.

She should have kept it in.

[Kalidurga]

13. Well if she had kept it in...

errr never mind.

[spanone]

15. every sperm Is sacred

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

[Motown_Johnny]

16. They should also try to outlaw things that reduce sperm count

like smoking or bicycling.






http://www.babyhopes.com/articles/causes-low-sperm-count.html

[Blue_In_AK]

18. Bravo!

[Dragonbreathp9d]

19. Santorum's wins would be under investigation for spewing CUM

[Lucky Luciano]

20. LOL, but you know there is at least religious Thug

That paused and thought, "can we do that? Not a bad idea!"

[Smilo]

21. Good for her.......... but

watch the anti-gays make this about them.

[jonthebru]

22. I would have been

executed by now. As a mass murderer!

[rhett o rick]

23. Yikes. I hope that's not retroactive. nm

[Uncle Joe]

25. Kicked and recommended although I'm afraid this would make me a mass murderer, at least in Oklahoma.

Thanks for thread, Tx4obama.

[madrchsod]

26. remember this is in the bible too....

[Agony]

27. Bright spot in a sea of crap.

made my day.

[nauthiz]

28. Wow, I'll remember

not give my girlfriend a facial while visiting Oklahoma...

[WillyT]

29. ROFLMAO !!! - K & R !!!

[meow2u3]

30. The jails will be full of guys who spilled it in their sleep

What next, outlawing a woman's period?

[Snarkoleptic]

31. When will Romney chime in with "Sperm are people too, my friend"?

[ShadowLiberal]

32. Don't forget to make unfertilized eggs people to!

Every time a woman has a period she's killing a baby, she's having a natural abortion! We must not allow that! All fertile women should have a baby every 9 months!

[benld74]

33. No more Pearl Necklaces ladies,,,,,,,

[pscot]

35. Snip!

Hilarious.