In Mitt Romney's america, Romney's dad's job would be outsourced to China

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and his wages would be reduced.

[Fumesucker]

1. We're outsourcing governors to China now?

ETA: Willard's dad, George, was governor of Michigan.

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3. He was talking about his dad being a plasterer

Or something like that

[JVS]

2. That doesn't make any sense.

Being president of AMC and then governor of Michigan are not likely jobs to lose to outsourcing.

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4. He was talking about his dad being a plasterer

[JVS]

5. That still doesn't make sense.

Plastering is done by local contractors. It can't be outsourced to another country. You could have an undocumented worker do it cheaply though.