General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLawmaker Proposes Bill: Life Begins Not At Conception But At Ejaculation
Democratic Oklahoma state Senator Constance Johnson has proposed a bill that would make it illegal for a man to ejaculate anywhere except into a womans sexual organs, giving an even more extreme twist to the current so-called personhood laws cropping up across conservative states.
The good news: shes kidding and merely trying to prove the point that radical right wing religious extremists who think The Handmaids Tale is an instruction manual are crazy and out of control. We applaud her and offer her drinks on us with our other favorite lawmaker, Democrat Janet Howell of Fairfax County, Virginia, who proposed a bill requiring all men to get rectal exams and cardiac stress tests prior to receiving prescription erectile dysfunction medications.
Johnsons amendment reads:
any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a womans vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.
...
JustAnotherGen
(31,828 posts)Mildly amusing - and it makes an excellent point!
noel711
(2,185 posts)there's that biblical passage about Onanism, and not
'spilling one's seed upon the ground' that wingers worship.
The sanctity of semen... incredible.
BeyondGeography
(39,374 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Like telling your SO, that yes, those jeans *do* make her butt look big?
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Everyone agrees that life begins at the moment the man unhooks the woman's bra. "That certain look" might not get returned, so you have to go just a little farther down the line.
Good on Sen. Johnson for turning the tables, if only a tiny bit. Some men in the Kansas Republican delegation might actually get it.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)that within the next two years some cretinous repuke state legislator somewhere introduces this bill and is absolutely serious about it. Their depraved idiocy knows no bounds.
djean111
(14,255 posts)The cretinous repukes only propose and pass laws that give them power over women's bodies and lives.
Spazito
(50,363 posts)wryter2000
(46,051 posts)How sad.
Good for you, Senator Johnson.
Madmiddle
(459 posts)many crank yankers in congress and the senate for anything like this to get between the legs of government. They are all a bunch of jerk offs, so that would make them all murderers.
MrCoffee
(24,159 posts)A tip o' the hat to you!
kysrsoze
(6,022 posts)kysrsoze
(6,022 posts)no_hypocrisy
(46,121 posts)If you masturbate, 200 million, dead!
If you give a blowjob and swallow, you consume humans.
Even if you have procreative sex, it only takes one to make a zygote. That means you kill 199,999,999 people to make one baby.
BlueIris
(29,135 posts)I understand this senator's "point," but my God, it's shocking to me that anyone would put this out there now.
Blue Owl
(50,410 posts)n/t
EOTE
(13,409 posts)If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate!
TlalocW
(15,384 posts)Eric Idle would be willing to come sing, "Every Sperm Is Sacred," at a rally at the OKC capitol.
He just seems like a nice enough guy to do it.
TlalocW
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)to hold all the teenage boys.
bigtree
(85,998 posts)Gen. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove . . .
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids . . . God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all."
Mandrake:
Jack... Jack, listen, tell me, ah... when did you first become, well, develop this theory.
Ripper:
Well, I ah, I I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Mandrake:
sighs fearfully
Ripper:
Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence.
Mandrake:
Yes...
RiRipper:
I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
Hugabear
(10,340 posts)I can see some extreme fundy nut thinking this is a good idea, and introducing this for real.
It would just give them one more morality crime that they can break in private.