Just think of all the jobs that would be created under President Santorum

[Hugabear]

* Department of Morality - new Cabinet level position to promote and instill "traditional Christian values"

* Hundreds of thousands of police officers - specifically tasked to investigate the early termination of pregnancies

* Huge boost to the MIC as Pres. Santorum declares war on Iran, Syria, Pakistan, Egypt, Libya, and any other Islamic country he deems to be a threat

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[hifiguy]

2. And the Junior Sex Police

would be the nation's leading youth organization.

[dynasaw]

3. Couldn't

He won't be raising taxes and wouldn't want to increase government!

[Turbineguy]

4. Don't forget

the gravediggers! We'll need a lot of them.

[madamesilverspurs]

5. The SSS

--- Santorum Sodomy Squad (in their festive matching sweater vests, of course)

[BlancheSplanchnik]

6. Heeeee!! On second thought, the real life result

wouldn't be so funny!