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http://www.theonion.com/articles/insurance-company-gets-fucked-over-by-another-canc,33101Insurance Company Gets Fucked Over By Another Cancer Patient
NEWS Health Healthcare News Business ISSUE 4928 Jul 12, 2013
CHICAGOFrustrated executives from the Blue Cross Blue Shield Association announced Friday that they are getting completely fucked over by Allentown, PA resident Matthew Greison, a 57-year-old man suffering from an advanced form of Hodgkins lymphoma.
Stressing that this is not the first issue they have had with such patients, company sources expressed their outrage to reporters over Greison's totally unfair comprehensive health care benefits and claimed the skyrocketing costs of his cancer treatment have gotten out of hand.
We got the first bill and just couldnt believe how expensive it was, said Blue Cross Blue Shield CEO Scott Serota, adding that at first, he thought the invoice was a mistake. Every visit to the oncologist ran about $140, not to mention the thousands of dollars for every MRI and CT scan, and then the chemotherapy and cancer drugs were more than $10,000 per month. And he paid for maybemaybe5 percent of it. The rest was dumped on us.
Its absolute fucking bullshit, Serota continued. I cant believe theyre just allowed to get away with that.
According to reports, Blue Cross Blue Shields expenses have only gotten more unreasonable since Greison was first diagnosed with the life-threatening disease this past March. After an initially successful chemotherapy treatment, the health insurance company was reportedly informed that the cancer was no longer in remission and was forced to pay over $125,000 for a further two weeks of inpatient care in a hospital.
Sources confirmed that such headaches for insurance companies are unfortunately incredibly common when dealing with any cancer patient.
These assholes are just bleeding us dry here, said Serota. We try to talk to them about it, to beg them to just sympathize with our situation, but they just kept bringing up bullshit excuses about deductibles and coinsurance payments and citing all these stupid small-print details about coverage eligibility. All they try to do is get out of paying for anything.
Trust me, dealing with these people is a total nightmare, Serota added.
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SheilaT
(23,156 posts)Just imagine what it would be like if the patients were the ones . . . wait, it will come to me in a moment.
I know it's The Onion, but it's among the best arguments for a single payer system I've ever seen.
snot
(10,530 posts). . . re- the rest along to premium payers, insurers had no incentive to pressure providers to charge reasonable prices for their services. So providers haven't charged reasonable prices for their services.
And that's the BEST case scenario re- what's been going on. I'd bet some insurers have actually received kick-backs from providers out of the excessive fees charged.
bluedeathray
(511 posts)DissidentVoice
(813 posts)Seriously put, all we are going to get from Washington is tinkering at the margins.
Yes, the ACA is worlds better than anything we would have got (meaning: Nothing!) from the GOP. However, it leaves the existing stable-as-quicksand foundation of private insurers in place. Much better would have been to expand Medicare for ALL Americans.
It's going to take people just getting fed up with paying extortionate insurance premiums, drug costs, etc. and STOP doing it.
The quicksand will collapse, as it should have long ago...and something entirely new can/should be built in its place.
chknltl
(10,558 posts)Maybe find a way to subsidize these struggling insurance companies. They could also fast track legislation which 'forces' those insurance companies to decide on their own who really needs medical help and what kind of help would be best!
(Big sigh.....there's never a good DROOLING CEO smiley around when you need one, i guess I'll have to turn to our overworked thingy in order to disappoint lurking freepers who may have thought I was serious).
merrily
(45,251 posts)malaise
(269,050 posts)Go Onion!!!
AllINeedIsCoffee
(772 posts)Hissyspit
(45,788 posts)lame54
(35,293 posts)onethatcares
(16,172 posts)almost.
With this story I can picture the suits doing late night brainstorming of ways to screw the guy out of his care.
Which probably goes on a lot more than we can imagine.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Outstanding even by "Onion" standards.