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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsConservative Christian group mailed vibrator to Michele Bachmann = Not the Onion
I know a few ways to cure migraines. This might work too.
Conservative Christian group mailed vibrator to Michele Bachmann
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/16/conservative-christian-group-mailed-vibrator-to-michele-bachmann-report/
A conservative Christian political consulting firm nearly gifted Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R) with a vibrator, according to court documents obtained by BuzzFeed.
The CEO of Strategy Group for Media, Rex Elsass, reportedly sent female pleasure machines to Bachmann by accident.
In hopes of helping with her migraines, Elsass intended to purchase an electronic head massager for the conservative congresswoman. He sent an employee off to buy the device, but the employee purchased something a bit different and mailed it to Bachmann.
The electronic device did vibrate ......
The CEO of Strategy Group for Media, Rex Elsass, reportedly sent female pleasure machines to Bachmann by accident.
In hopes of helping with her migraines, Elsass intended to purchase an electronic head massager for the conservative congresswoman. He sent an employee off to buy the device, but the employee purchased something a bit different and mailed it to Bachmann.
The electronic device did vibrate ......
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Conservative Christian group mailed vibrator to Michele Bachmann = Not the Onion (Original Post)
Coyotl
Jul 2013
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Blue Owl
(50,514 posts)1. Oh no -- pleasure!
Such a filthy, filthy sinner...
Scuba
(53,475 posts)2. Marcus told them she needed it.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)3. goes along with the "spanking" and "magic wand"
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)5. DUZY = Michelle's Magic Wand!
Good one!!!!
Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)6. Fitting! One makes a bunch of noise, and the other is a vibrator!
I'll show myself out.
Hydra
(14,459 posts)9. Encore! Encore! >:)
Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)11. You're too kind! :D
rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)7. So I am wondering what Rex Elsass' instructions were to his employee. nm
Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)8. It's an odd place to get migraines.
Hydra
(14,459 posts)10. If anyone can have a headache down there
She'd be the one to manage it