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Galraedia

(5,027 posts)
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 07:43 PM Jul 2013

Batteries Not Included? Christian Group ‘Accidentally’ Sends Michele Bachmann A Vibrator

Fresh on the heels of the revelation from soon-to-be-ex-congresswoman Michele Bachmann that she would like to spank President Obama and take his “magic wand” away from him, we learn that a conservative religious group mailed her a gift that they thought she could use: a vibrator.

According to BuzzFeed, Rex Elsass, CEO of the conservative Christian political consulting firm Strategy Group For Media, “accidentally” sent Bachmann “female pleasure machines.” BuzzFeed reports that Elsass had intended to send Bachmann a head massager to help with her migraines, but the employee who was tasked to purchase the massager bought something that was described as more closely resembling a sex toy.

Rick Tyler, president of Strategy Group, said that the object in question was purchased at Brookstone and was not a sex toy. However, Brookstone began selling what they call “pleasure objects” in 2011, so just saying that the massager was purchased at Brookstone doesn’t automatically mean that it wouldn’t be something that Bachmann could use on the “naughty bits.”

The story continues that the offending instrument was “intercepted” by the Christian group before Bachmann received it. This suggests that federal law may have been broken and there should be calls for a Watergate-style investigation by congress to get to the bottom of this. There are many things we don’t know about this affair, among them...


Read more: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/07/17/michele-bachmann-vibrator/#ixzz2ZLiexjt5

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Batteries Not Included? Christian Group ‘Accidentally’ Sends Michele Bachmann A Vibrator (Original Post) Galraedia Jul 2013 OP
I've spent many a happy hour at Brookstone. Ian David Jul 2013 #1
And this is what happened... madinmaryland Jul 2013 #2
Post removed Post removed Jul 2013 #3
Uhmmm. No fucking way. I would never let my private parts anywhere near that "woman" madinmaryland Jul 2013 #4
only took a bazillion years for that poster to be banned CreekDog Jul 2013 #10
I'll bet Marcus is enjoying it at this very moment! TheDebbieDee Jul 2013 #5
Bachmann's Battery-Operated Buttplug Blue Owl Jul 2013 #6
Well, they did her a favor. Beacool Jul 2013 #7
Heh! You think she's getting any satisfaction from Marcus? backscatter712 Jul 2013 #8
I don't know. Beacool Jul 2013 #9

Ian David

(69,059 posts)
1. I've spent many a happy hour at Brookstone.
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 07:45 PM
Jul 2013

I wonder if Bachmann new to try it on the tip of her nose, first.

Response to madinmaryland (Reply #2)

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)
4. Uhmmm. No fucking way. I would never let my private parts anywhere near that "woman"
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 07:58 PM
Jul 2013


Pardon while I take a shower to remove that thought.

CreekDog

(46,192 posts)
10. only took a bazillion years for that poster to be banned
Wed Jul 24, 2013, 04:22 PM
Jul 2013

the crap he said about vets faking injuries to get service dogs and get access to places with their service dogs was one of the nastiest things i've seen posted here.

here's Naaman bemoaning the idea that DUers would accept Americans with Disabilities Act as the authority on how to treat disabled access and service animals associated with disabilities.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=278359

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