Reincarnation?

[Hubert Flottz]

I hope in Mitch McConnell's next life he comes back as a dog pecker gnat and that Rushbo comes back as a used medical maggot.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

1. I think they're both more deserving of

Coming back as the excrement of each example,respectively,and having to work their way up.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Welcome to DU Hayduke...

Many happy landings.

[Octafish]

2. Dog pecker gnat is too far up the food chain for that guy.

Perhaps a parasite on a dog pecker gnat.

Rushbo as a used medical maggot may be the only job he's actually trained for, though.

Excellent kharma, there, Hubert Flottz.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. I can see Mitch sucking on green pecker gnat juice, out of a boil on pecker gnat pecker.

I'd say Chin up, "mister man with no chin, on his way up to level 89, pecker gnat drool licker of the month!"

I'd reward Rushbo for "Good Behavior" with an all you can eat excursion to the nearest Tea Bagger porta potty at the nearest Tea Bagger pig roast!

What I wouldn't give for a good magic wand that runs on about 440 volts!. Even a good conjuring toad or bat would be nice.

[Vashta Nerada]

5. They both will come back as tapeworms.

After all, they both are parasites.