The GOP presidential Race reminds me of an episode of

[Ichingcarpenter]

For Some reason


Brain: As you know, people in today's body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world's population fat, slow moving, and completly toothless.

Pinky: You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?

Brain: Exactly, Pinklet.



Pinky: Wheee! Oh Brain, I love the teacup ride!

Brain: Pinky, get out of that woman's teacup!




Brain: There's only one ride that interests me - the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world!
Pinky: Mmm, I think there's a height requirement for that ride.



Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!

[Frank Cannon]

1. YES!

B: Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?

P: I think so, Brain. But if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

[Proud Liberal Dem]

2. Who's Pinky?

Who's Brain?

I'm not sure the Repubs actually have anybody THAT smart?

They sure have plenty of "Pinkys" though.