Which of Michelle Obama's many heinous crimes has shocked you the most?

[struggle4progress]

There have been so many Michelle Obama scandals that you may have trouble remembering all of them

So, in case you need a few quiet minutes of frothing self-righteous outrage, here are some reminders of just a few of the many WTF moments we've all experienced in recent years as Michelle Obama's behavior contributes to the collapse of America

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	2009 - michelle scandalously exposes her arms
	2 (12%)
	2009 - michelle inappropriately gropes the Queen-Mother
	0 (0%)
	2010 - michelle bullies children to get more exercise
	1 (6%)
	2010 - michelle forces "healthy" starvation diet on the poor little children
	5 (29%)
	2011 - michelle promotes breastfeeding infants instead of helicopter-hunted-moose-burgers
	0 (0%)
	2011 - michelle shamelessly shops at Target
	6 (35%)
	2012 - michelle denies being an angry black woman
	1 (6%)
	2012 - michelle inexplicably speaks at DNC
	0 (0%)
	2013 - michelle thoughtlessly attends Hadiya Pendleton's funeral
	2 (12%)
	2013 - michelle brazenly appears at the Oscars
	0 (0%)
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[FSogol]

1. You forgot today's outrage! Michelle wants people to drink more water as part of a healthy

lifestyle.

[petronius]

8. +1. Aside from the sheer intrusiveness, it's just so insensitive

to flood victims in Colorado and Mexico. Not to mention drought victims in the West and around the world. And to people who can't swim. It's like she wants to hurt all of humanity.

I've haven't been so enraged since the last time she said something about something or did something or other...

[FSogol]

46. Wow, you're good at that!

"it's just so insensitive to flood victims in Colorado and Mexico."

[struggle4progress]

9. oops! and that's actually what reminded me of this whole string of scandals!

[undeterred]

13. THAT and being FLOTUS while Black!

[Precisely]

37. Clearly the water is worst!!

[IronLionZion]

49. I hope repubs dehydrate themselves to spite her

like how they binge on junk food to feel rebellious

[GoCubsGo]

55. That's not her real motive, you know.

She's really persecuting the poor, innocent soft drink industry. She wants to drive them out of business, I tell ya.

[Erose999]

60. Somebody call FreeRepublic and tell them they should boycott water, lol.

[SheilaT]

2. Target! She shops at Target!

Not WallyWorld! Yay!

[onehandle]

3. First Lady'n While Black.

How Dare She!

[lunasun]

22. +1 on that !

[hlthe2b]

4. I was fine until she started pushing water....

As the great Nancy Reagan said to such attempts to PUSH non-nutrient substances on us, just say "No"









(did y9u really need me to spell that out?)

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

5. She used to wear really big bows on her dresses.

That's about all I can think of.

[struggle4progress]

12. I completely forgot about that! The horror, words just cannot express!

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

14. Nope. Bigger.

The purple one you posted is rather tame.

[struggle4progress]

17. Can our great democracy survive this? Can western civilization survive it? Update at 11!

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

48. Sure it can.

She looks better without looking like a Christmas present.

[Vanje]

28. I , um.....

...just as well, she lost the giant bows.

[tazkcmo]

52. OMG!

You could have warned us about those pics. I mean really. First the Terrorist Fist Bump and now the Alqueda Death Knot!

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

69. You have to admit the bow is a little large.

What the FLOTUS is wearing now fits her better.

[tazkcmo]

74. Seriously

That woman would be gorgeous no matter what sized bow she wore. Brains and attractive equal gorgeous. Yes, some of them are rather large though. Peace.

[PowerToThePeople]

6. I had to vote "helicopter-hunted-moose-burgers", just because. n/t

[struggle4progress]

7. Miz Mooseburger was very very upset about that whole breastfeeding thingie

[Vanje]

10. Possible living dead? (edited to add photo)

I saw a photograph of Michelle Obama when she was Dating her future husband.
It was a beautifu photo, of course, but heres the scary bit:


She is unchanged.
She has not aged a day.
See?



Has anyone noticed whether she twinkles in the sun?

[struggle4progress]

11. In fact, now that you mention it ...

[Douglas Carpenter]

15. her organic garden not only represents a war on traditional American industrialized agriculture

organic gardening is associated with hippies, communal "free love" relationships, communism and the homosexual lifestyle.

[Whisp]

16. It's a crime that she is the most beautiful first lady

ever, with a matching most beautiful soul.

and she's not white.

[JEFF9K]

18. These scandals ...

... are among the strongest that Republicans could come up with.

[struggle4progress]

23. But there are hundreds of them! Hundreds and hundreds of silly meaningless scandals!

If there were just one or two, sure, we'd say, Wait! These are silly and meaningless!

But with hundreds and hundreds and hundreds, they pass beyond the realm of silly and meaningless into Crazyland

[rug]

19. She's promoting polydipsia.

[struggle4progress]

40. I know! What next? Encouraging people to get enough sleep at night or hug their kids?

It's like a giant swirling vortex of evil!

[JustAnotherGen]

58. +10000

[lpbk2713]

20. How can we ever forget

There was that time she cut the "Do not Remove" tag off a White House mattress

The horror ... the horror.

[Marie Marie]

21. Scandalous - she is guilty of being the BEST First Lady in my lifetime.

Down to Earth & gracious - yet elegant and beautiful. What a role model. Great wife and mother to 2 wonderful grounded girls. Healthy eating, exercise and let's not forget what she & Jill are doing for the families of our troops. She puts herself out there, walks the walk and gets it done!

[WorseBeforeBetter]

24. Watergate, and wearing shorts to hike the Grand Canyon.

Tsk.

[treestar]

25. I'm going for the Queen

I quite enjoyed the right wing melt down about that.

[Skittles]

26. always looking fabulous

sorry but that is just plain egregious

[jmowreader]

27. Making off-the-rack look as good as she does is a real atrocity

You know Nancy Reagan, who wore $50,000 dresses that looked just like the seventies doubleknit everyone's mother has a closet full of, is just counting the days until she can spin in her grave over this shit!

[Skittles]

30. I like how Michelle mixes pricey with off the rack

seriously though, that gal could rock a potato sack

[jberryhill]

29. The hellions she's raising

Her unruly and unspeakably ill-behaved children reflect poorly on her obviously negligent parenting.

[Cha]

44. lol!

[JustAnotherGen]

59. Ha ha ha!

[Eleanors38]

31. I went with Tarshay, but being too good-looking was close..

BTW, who's groping whom?

[frazzled]

32. It was the bangs; definitely the bangs

A true affront to the nation. Thank heavens she heard the voice of the people and grew them out.

[Cha]

45. lol!!

[Mr.Bill]

33. I do know that she has killed fewer people than Laura Bush.

True.

[peace13]

34. If by heinous you mean...

The coolest thing ever!

[bluedigger]

35. For me it was that time she danced on Fallon.

Unforgivable!

[Hekate]

36. Shopping at Tar-zhay and looking so good in off-the-rack down-to-earth clothes!

It's a slap in the face to the millions of us who look ordinary no matter what we wear!

[davidpdx]

38. Another one you forgot

She spoke at a fundraiser and had the audacity to make someone scream at her about something she had no control over. She's evil I tell you, evil!

[struggle4progress]

39. It just goes on and on!

[Scurrilous]

61. ...

[Cha]

41. Especially egregious!!111

lololololol

And, with Bangs!@!11



thanks for the creative laughs, struggle!

[etherealtruth]

42. Well toned arms ... the horror

[sibelian]

43. She's by far the most human First Lady ever.

I think she's lovely.

[malaise]

47. You didn't have my crime of choice

Suggesting that people drink more water

[Johonny]

50. Michelle increasing Global Warming by encouraging people to burn sequestered carbon stored as fat

She also has a big house

[Autumn]

51. Worst one was when she attempted to kill RWers by promoting drinking water.

Rec for a very classy Lady.

[ladyVet]

53. I honestly can't chose among the horrors!

I mean, everything she does is just so terrible! So mean and evil! How are we going to make it until she's no longer FLOTUS?!!!??!?



Okay, I am jealous of those fabulously toned upper arms. Damn her.

[GoCubsGo]

54. You left out the most heinous one of all:

The nutters are still frothing at the mouth over that one, I'm sure.

[mitchtv]

56. what about when she talked back at the heckler?

surely that is the worst

[DefenseLawyer]

57. Some Fox-watching dingbat in my family had a good one the other day

Apparently Michelle Obama has a personal staff of 400 people (and all previous first ladies have had 4). She found yet another way to leech off the government, you know, the way those people always do.

[struggle4progress]

62. How can people remain so unconcerned by the zombie army that Michelle is amassing

in the White House basement, just waiting for their orders to unleash an apocalypse to help Michelle become world dictator? Hardly anybody seems to see through it!

I mean, if you're stupid enough to go to the White House website and read the 2013 report to Congress, sure, it looks like she only has nine staff members, with titles like ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY -- but if you do that, not only can they capture your fingerprints, they'll take over your computer and beam microwaves at you through your monitor, so you don't even notice how many other "ASSISTANTs TO THE PRESIDENT" there are. What do they all do? I'll tell you what they do: they camp out in the White House basement with Michelle, plotting to kidnap all the white people in America to sell them as slaves to extragalactic alien invaders, that's what

[DiverDave]

63. She's BLACK, aint that enough??

FLOTUS while black...thats the crime.

[Kennah]

64. Missed one: Her gratuitous use of short shorts. Scandalous.

[Samantha]

65. You forgot something very important

She had the front of her hair cut in bangs, and that is not a dignified thing for a First Lady to do since that word is also slang, a verb connoting a sex act. Outrageous disregard for propriety of appearance, really.

Sam

[Adsos Letter]

66. The White House Vegetable Garden

Promoting a healthy diet is simply beyond the pale of a decent, morally upright society...

[Dash87]

67. She tried to trick our children into drinking DiHydrogen Monoxide!

[Liberal_Dog]

68. What??? Trying To Force Our Kids To Drink More Water Didn't Make The List???

Seriously, how dare she!!!

[livingwagenow]

72. +1 for hydration. Dehydration is humankind's #1 ailment. nt

[livingwagenow]

70. Her advocacy for healthier eating = Marxism. From a fellow Marxist..

100% organic raw vegan.

[TeeYiYi]

71. The heinous evolution of mom dancing...

TYY

[DirkGently]

73. She's an arm-flaunter, definitely.