Welcome to DU!
The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards.
Join the community:
Create a free account
Support DU (and get rid of ads!):
Become a Star Member
Latest Breaking News
General Discussion
The DU Lounge
All Forums
Issue Forums
Culture Forums
Alliance Forums
Region Forums
Support Forums
Help & Search
General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsQuick-thinking CIA agent survives assassin's swords with clever use of boats, ecstasy and shrooms.
Of course the "media" claims the ninja was "fictitious."
Texas Man Destroys Yachts in Seattle Marina, Claims Asian Female Ninja Trying to Kill Him
... In the complaint, released by the King County Prosecutors Office, Michael Allan Bray, 22, told Seattle police he was a CIA operative trying to escape the female ninja who was attempting to kill him. He also admitted to police that he drank six beers, took ecstasy pills and ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms before allegedly stealing the 42-foot yacht and causing damages totaling $483,000, police said.
David Svendsen, who was aboard his boat on Sept. 15, told police he heard the commotion, went out onto the docks to see what was happening and saw that Bray was about to collide with a boat he knew was currently occupied.
Fearing for peoples lives, many of whom were on their boats the evening of the rampage, Svendsen said he yelled several times for Bray to stop, then borrowed a gun from another resident and fired it, loaded with bird shot, at Bray in an attempt to get him to stop.
When police found Bray, he was naked from the waist down and was straddling the stern of the 1987 Bayliner yacht named Par-a-gon, the complaint said. He was dripping in blood, pointing in different directions and yelling, She shot me, a reference to the fictitious ninja, according to the complaint.
Bray allegedly told police the female ninja was trying to kill him all day, and that she was hiding in the rafters of the dock. The complaint said that Bray appeared paranoid and was in hysterics. When he eventually complied with officers to lie on the ground, he told officers that one of you are dead, according to the complaint...
Read More: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/09/texas-man-destroys-yachts-in-seattle-marina-claims-asian-female-ninja-trying-to-kill-him/
... In the complaint, released by the King County Prosecutors Office, Michael Allan Bray, 22, told Seattle police he was a CIA operative trying to escape the female ninja who was attempting to kill him. He also admitted to police that he drank six beers, took ecstasy pills and ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms before allegedly stealing the 42-foot yacht and causing damages totaling $483,000, police said.
David Svendsen, who was aboard his boat on Sept. 15, told police he heard the commotion, went out onto the docks to see what was happening and saw that Bray was about to collide with a boat he knew was currently occupied.
Fearing for peoples lives, many of whom were on their boats the evening of the rampage, Svendsen said he yelled several times for Bray to stop, then borrowed a gun from another resident and fired it, loaded with bird shot, at Bray in an attempt to get him to stop.
When police found Bray, he was naked from the waist down and was straddling the stern of the 1987 Bayliner yacht named Par-a-gon, the complaint said. He was dripping in blood, pointing in different directions and yelling, She shot me, a reference to the fictitious ninja, according to the complaint.
Bray allegedly told police the female ninja was trying to kill him all day, and that she was hiding in the rafters of the dock. The complaint said that Bray appeared paranoid and was in hysterics. When he eventually complied with officers to lie on the ground, he told officers that one of you are dead, according to the complaint...
Read More: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/09/texas-man-destroys-yachts-in-seattle-marina-claims-asian-female-ninja-trying-to-kill-him/
InfoView thread info, including edit history
TrashPut this thread in your Trash Can (My DU » Trash Can)
BookmarkAdd this thread to your Bookmarks (My DU » Bookmarks)
6 replies, 1262 views
ShareGet links to this post and/or share on social media
AlertAlert this post for a rule violation
PowersThere are no powers you can use on this post
EditCannot edit other people's posts
ReplyReply to this post
EditCannot edit other people's posts
Rec (1)
ReplyReply to this post
6 replies
= new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight:
NoneDon't highlight anything
5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
Quick-thinking CIA agent survives assassin's swords with clever use of boats, ecstasy and shrooms. (Original Post)
Robb
Sep 2013
OP
This sounds very much like Tom Robbins' Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates
DisgustipatedinCA
Sep 2013
#4
Somewhere, a concealed Asian Female Ninja patiently watches . . . and waits . . .
NBachers
Sep 2013
#5
Well this seems legit to me, female ninjas hate ecstasy, not to mention CIA agents.
Uncle Joe
Sep 2013
#6
JaneyVee
(19,877 posts)1. Strange trip.
mike_c
(36,281 posts)2. I hate it when that happens....
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)3. Let this be a warning to everyone
Don't join the CIA
DisgustipatedinCA
(12,530 posts)4. This sounds very much like Tom Robbins' Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates
Has anyone read it? It's a hilarious book, and it features an ecstasy-taking CIA agent.
NBachers
(17,120 posts)5. Somewhere, a concealed Asian Female Ninja patiently watches . . . and waits . . .
Uncle Joe
(58,366 posts)6. Well this seems legit to me, female ninjas hate ecstasy, not to mention CIA agents.
Thanks for the thread, Robb.