"Millions Flee Obamacare"

[applegrove]

Millions Flee Obamacare

Posted by Andy Borowitz at the New Yorker

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/10/millions-flee-obamacare.html

"SNIP..............................


Turning away from Canada, Mr. Dorrinson joined a procession of Tea Party cars heading south to Mexico, noting, “They may have drug cartels and narcoterrorism down there, but at least they’ve kept health care out.”

Mr. Dorrinson was halfway to the southern border before he heard through the Tea Party grapevine that Mexico, too, has public health care, as do Great Britain, Japan, Turkey, Spain, Belgium, New Zealand, Slovenia, and dozens of other countries to which he had considered fleeing.

Undaunted, Mr. Dorrinson said he had begun looking into additional countries, like Chad and North Korea, but he expressed astonishment at a world seemingly overrun by health care.

“It turns out that the United States is one of the last countries on earth to get it,” he said. “It makes me proud to be an American.”




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[lunasun]

1. As if we could get rid of them that easily

I wish

[djean111]

2. I honestly thought I was going to see a link to The Blaze or Faux.......

until I saw Andy's name.

[diabeticman]

3. This has to be the Onion.

[orpupilofnature57]

4. Imagine an Ignoramus-less country .

[Scuba]

5. Keep driving Dorrinson, it's about 50 miles west of Los Angeles.

[bluestate10]

6. God. Why did someone warn him that Mexico had state health care? We need to get rid of

morons somehow.

[marble falls]

7. .... and into the arms of the AFA. I am tired of us allowing them framing this as ObamaCare.

[lonestarnot]

8. OMG wanker. Is he illiterate too?

[blkmusclmachine]

9. .

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[appleannie1]

10. He could always crew with the family that is planning their second attempt at reaching an island in

the Pacific. Or maybe they can all build an ark as sail into the sunset together. We could throw a bon voyage party.

[Snake Plissken]

11. Is there any place I can make a donation to help them get out faster?

Hell, I'll even give them a ride to the border

[pansypoo53219]

12. try somalia.

[NJCher]

13. heath care, health care, everywhere is health care

“They may have drug cartels and narcoterrorism down there, but at least they’ve kept health care out.”

That was very, very funny. Thanks! I needed the laugh!


Cher

[Tx4obama]

14. For folks that do not know: The Borowitz Report, The Onion, The Currant, Free Wood Post - are SATIRE

[inch4progress]

16. OOOOPS LOL

[Sparkly]

17. Reminds me of this classic

Gus Porter, American mountain man.