That was fast! Just received a death panel duty notice

[apples and oranges]

I'm to report for duty on October 31 wearing the uniform they sent me (picture posted below)



http://www.zazzle.com/death_panel_kill_floor_supervisor_tees-235235513467241657

[NYC_SKP]

1. Oh, I thought we'd put that off til November 1st. Are we still opening FEMA camps this weekend?

I soooooo can't wait!

[TygrBright]

2. No, no, no.... Check the schedule! FEMA camps AFTER we implement Sharia. n/t

[richmwill]

3. Yep. I received my notice today also.

I have Cerebral Palsy, and apparently November 1st is "it for me", so to say. The government decided that yeah, it's time. Farewell, all... I'll put in a good word for you wherever I end up.

[winter is coming]

4. Is "Kill Floor Supervisor" your job title or your mission statement? n/t

[Chan790]

6. Aspirational title?

I feel I'm probably much more qualified to be "KFS" on the basis of my veganism, years as a Boy Scout, experience with antique firearms (mostly black-powder blunderbusses), post-baccalaureate education and collection of antique fungi. Also, I do hot yoga...and nothing snuffs old farts like hot yoga except black market Chinese penicillin.

Also, I'm America's foremost importer of Chinese black-market penicillin.

[Th1onein]

5. Damn. You guys are intent on ruining my keyboard.

[Politicalboi]

7. Soylent Green is people!