Too Funny. Not the Onion. Rob Schneider has a sad.

[cthulu2016]

Yes... I am sure that Democrats are the reason Rob Schneider hasn't made a movie in seven years. No other possible explanation. The fact that he kind of makes people sick can't be a factor.

Also, he is lying. He was in Grown Ups-2010 and You Don't Mess with the Zohan-2008. Perhaps he means he hasn't starred in a movie in seven years. His last star vehicle was Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, which may have something to do with it. Only Jerry Brown's reign of tyranny could explain why there hasn't been a third Deuce Bigalow movie.

Joining a small group of outspoken Hollywood Republicans, actor Rob Schneider has announced that he’s now on Team GOP.

The “Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo” star explained the switch (which relates to the fact that he hasn’t made a movie in seven years) in an interview with the website PolitiChicks.

“The state of California is a mess, and the super majority of Democrats is not working,” Schneider said. “I’ve been a lifelong Democrat and I have to switch over because it no longer serves the people of this great state. …The last time I made a movie was seven years ago and that’s because we’re not being competitive.”

http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/?ml=bl_cl

[Robb]

1. Seven years of slightly better casting, brought to you by the Democratic Party.

I'd love if we could take credit for this one.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. It's about time Calfornia Democrats stepped up to the plate...

Just think of how many Arnold Schwarzenegger movies didn't get made thanks to the California GOP.

Now perhaps the Libertarians could do something about Pauly Shore?

[WilliamPitt]

3. Holy shit. The original Mr. Derp.

Rob Schneider is one of the founding fathers of Derp.

Yeah, the Democrats are why you haven't made a movie in seven years.

[NuclearDem]

12. Rob Schneider derp de der!

[joeybee12]

4. His movies weren't actually "made"...they were sh*t out they're so bad...nt

[hunter]

5. Soon to star in the new Ayn Rand blockbuster "Who is John Galt?"

And to demonstrate his new-found Republican faith he'll be turning down union wages.

[City Lights]

6. Fool. nt

[Dash87]

7. Yup, that must be why.

I'm sure it has nothing to do with being known for "Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo."

[warrior1]

8. who?

[TlalocW]

9. Amazing the ego on this guy

*I* haven't made a movie in 7 years so it must be because the movie industry in California is somehow, "not competitive." What does that even mean?

Actually Rob, it's the law of supply and demand, a basic tenet of capitalism that republicans love, that's keeping you from making Deuce Bigalow 3.

TlalocW

[Spirochete]

10. Well, he's certainly got the talent for it

His acting chops are right up there with Chuck Norris, Governor Arnold, and Jean Claude Van Damme.

[Taverner]

11. California a mess?????? Does he not read newspapers?

Watch Cable news?

We just turned a huge deficit into a surplus by this magic potion called "raising taxes and cutting spending"


Fuck the Deuce