Do you think that speaker Boner is...

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Being brainwashed by folks from another planet?

2. Agreeing 100% of the time with those voices in his head, that make him cry so often?

3. So dependent on hooch, that he jumps on the bandwagon with anyone who waves a bottle under his nose?
4. Has drank so much, so often, that he has delirium tremens 24/7 when he's in the house chamber and away from his booze cabinet?

5. Drinks himself into a stupor and smokes so much, that he has no time to govern?

6. Gets buzzed up and forgets all about the oath he took on the bible, to do his best for ALL of the American people?

[dorkzilla]

1. All of the above! N/t

[Scuba]

2. Acute alcohol poisoning compounded by oxygen deprivation from smoking.

He will likely teeter over and fall dead to the floor very soon. Politicians from both parties will eulogize him.

[SummerSnow]

3. All Obama has to do with Boehner is invite jim to the WhiteHouse and...

take him to the open bar. Boozegate.

[wandy]

4. I keep trying to tell you folk, republican "elected officials"...

are Goa'uld.......

Bohner is just one of the weaker lords who happens to be orange and drinks a bit too much.

[kestrel91316]

5. Yes.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Me too!