Poop-smeared naked man to cops: ‘B*tch, I got sh*t on me’ so you won’t put me in your car

[derby378]

Texas and Florida can breathe easy - neither state is involved this time.

A naked Georgia man who was arrested in a restroom of an Arby’s restaurant told police they wouldn’t arrest him because he was covered in excrement. According to the Columbus Leger-Enquirer, Kenyatta Griffin, 40, believed that peace officers would be reluctant to transport him in a police cruiser.

“B*tch, I got sh*t on me!” Griffin said to police when they cornered him in the outside men’s room at the Arby’s, which is located on Victory Drive, the main road serving the sprawling U.S. Army base located at Ft. Benning. “You are not going to put me in your patrol car.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/02/poop-smeared-naked-man-to-cops-btch-i-got-sht-on-me-so-you-wont-put-me-in-your-car/

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

1. Good God

Is there anything Newt Gingrich won't do for attention?

[mike_c]

2. insta-DUzy....

[Mnemosyne]

4. Oh,

[seabeyond]

7. I was thinking nugent. Nt

[Scootaloo]

15. Congratulations, you made me inhale half of a licorice lace!

Odd sensation, pulling it back out

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Okay everyone, I think we're done here.

Clearly we have a winner.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. I'm sure they had something to wrap him in!

[derby378]

10. A lot of police cars have backseats made out of hard plastic for this very reason

Combative prisoners often secrete blood, urine, feces, or God-knows-what while being transported to the police station, and a plastic seat means all you need to clean it out is a bucket of Lysol - no upholstery to worry about.

Found this sample with a quick Internet search:

http://www.chiefsupply.com/pro-gard-prisoner-transportation-seat.html

[yuiyoshida]

14. Or called the Fire Department to spray him down

at least.

[pipi_k]

16. Funny how

characters like him never realize there's always a Plan B...

[yuiyoshida]

19. I would like to see that...

Fire truck pulls up... man covered in stuff says, Where's the fire, starts laughing...

Fire Chief, no fire... Haz Mat call.

Man's eyes widen, "wot?"

Guys with Hose come out and the Chief says... "Let er Rip!"

man covered in stuff blown back against a wall with the water pressure hoses....


He's clean, BOOK EM DANO!

[pipi_k]

27. Hee hee...

It would be like seeing a bug circle the drain before floating off to bug heaven

[yuiyoshida]

31. lol

yup!

[CatWoman]

5. What was Ted Nugent doing eating at Arbys?

[Blue Owl]

6. Ted Nugent?

n/t

[Rex]

13. BINGO!

DUzy!

[dipsydoodle]

8. Makes my mind boggle

Eeeww......

[Auggie]

9. GRAPHIC WARNING at the link

Don't click on it

[derby378]

12. No need - that's not the guy

RS used a generic image of a mud-wrestler.

[msanthrope]

21. That's not mud. nt

[ramblin_dave]

26. Here's the original image...

original image at flickr

Obviously Raw Story played fast and loose with the image, just like Huffington Post, etc, etc.

[Arkana]

11. Ahahahahahahaha.

[cui bono]

17. After Nugent and this guy, Republicans are going to say that women should smear shit

all over themselves before they go out (dressed like that) or else they can't call it rape. Because obvoiusly if they don't do it they obviously wanted to be assaulted.

[SummerSnow]

18. ***New word alert***

NUGENTIZED: To crap on yourself to avoid responsibilites.



Cop: " Damn, look he Nugentized himself to avoid arrest"

[derby378]

20. Synonym: "Allinized"

Those who know anything about the late punk rocker GG Allin will understand.

[wandy]

23. And when seeing the headline my first thought was...........

Darn, what did Ted Cruz do this time.

[Initech]

24. Are the Poop Smeared Naked Men playing at the Troubadour this weekend?

[regnaD kciN]

25. …and I thought this was going to be about Boehner.

[livingwagenow]

28. Ted Nugent? nt

[quinnox]

29. hose him down

I would tell him its for his own good.

[steve2470]

30. lawdamercy bless his lil heart lol.....unique strategy to say the least nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

32. I see a congressional career in this man's future. nt