Anonymous Southern White Woman: ‘Y’all Bitches Need to Get the F*ck Back to Work!’

[babylonsister]

Don't read if colorful language bothers you.




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Anonymous Southern White Woman: ‘Y’all Bitches Need to Get the F*ck Back to Work!’
Anonymous | October 2, 2013 | 0 Comments


I am sick and tired of this motherfucking Congress on this motherfucking plane!

Listen up, you Tea Party asshats. You say that you love the Constitution and the freedom and God-given liberty that our forefathers heretofore sacrificed and toiled against tyranny and slavery so the right of limited government could flourish in the bosom of one man and one woman joined together by God because America.

Dish out all the fucking freedom word soup you want, jackbones. Your Honey Boo Boo constituency loves it and probably washes it down with a super-sized Mountain Dew and bag of pork rinds. But decrying the Affordable Care Act as unconstitutional is pretty fucking rich. You know that the bill was passed and signed into law, right? And then it was upheld by the Supreme Court, right? All three branches of government signed and approved that shit. It’s called civics. You might want to ask your 5th grader how that works.

Then there was that really douchey automaton that ran for president on the promise that he would repeal the Affordable Care Act (even though it was modeled on the very system he signed into law a few years earlier). He lost. Spectacularly. Meanwhile, the House has continued to vote to repeal the Affordable Care Act 42 times now, to no avail. Do they get hand jobs for every “NAY” vote on Obamacare or something? Because if so. I think they need to upgrade that to include some ball jiggling to pass some fucking funding bills. Get on that, Harry Reid.

The Republican congressmen have failed at every legal maneuver they could muster to stymie this law.They have convinced themselves, and their slack-jawed supporters that they are doing God’s work in defeating the evil tyrant Obama who “crammed this law down our throats”. Sure, I guess, if that’s what voted on and upheld by a majority of the legislative and judicial branches mean to you. What else is a posse of freedom fighters supposed to do, then? Get wasted and shut that motherfucker down! Yeah, I can just see marble-mouthed Mitch McConnell doing body shots off Ted Cruz’s bare chest. Jesus, can you imagine what a drunk Mitch McConnell must sound like?. “Yeeeehawwmm, we’re gunnaph show’em nawwwfff!’

So while these self-entitled crotch clowns equate themselves with Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, 800,000 government workers are furloughed without pay, taxpayers are locked out of public parks and museums, oh and 9 million poor women and their children in the Women Infant and Children Program will lose nutritional assistance. Drink up, assholes! They don’t even have the fucking decency to hide their glee in shutting down the government. Michele Bachmann described the Republican lawmakers as “very excited,” even. “It’s exactly what we wanted, and we got it.” Then, she goes on to to liken the President to a crack dealer. Beautiful. This from the woman who clearly doesn’t live in a fact-based world. I’m pretty sure that she gets her news briefings from email forwards. Incidentally, she is still waiting on that $1,000 check from Bill Gates for sharing that photo on Facebook. Bless her heart.

But then, the GOP has never been known to care about poor people, have they? They have, however, claimed to care about the economy, and the deficit, my God, the deficit! Well, every day that the government is closed down costs around $300 million. That’s $1.6 trillion if it lasts a week, which seems more than likely, given the current climate of douchebaggery. Who knows what this will do the slowly recovering economy? The Republican leaders know exactly what it will do, and they are hoping to pin this sabotaged economy on Obama.

And you know what? Those mouthbreathers driving around in their trucks emblazoned with Confederate flags and their Obama=Osama bumper stickers will fall for it, hook, line and sinker because it fits into their ignorant racist worldview, where minorities are trying to pull one over the hardworking white Christian hero. To them, Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert, and their ilk are the brave patriots on United Flight 93 trying to save America from Muslim extremists. That’s right. They are going to crash the motherfucking plane to keep the black man from giving us affordable healthcare.

‘Murica, y’all!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Wow, she sure says it like it is!

Colorful language like this suits me down to my toenails, lol!

So glad I read this!

[tavalon]

23. That's why I also subscribe to Rude Pundit

Sometimes, political discourse really does need to go down into the gutter, bless it's heart, but it doesn't have to be bad writing. This is great writing and great guttersniping. I love it.

Bless their hearts, the Republican's in DC have Pwned themselves and they don't even know it.

Funny thing, I left the south nearly 19 years ago, but in the last year, I've brought back the "Bless their hearts" southern diss. I hated it when I was down there but it's become a loved smack down of late.

[Brainstormy]

42. Nailed it!

don't know about the guttersniping, but the outrage is honest, eloquent in its way, and I respect it.

Sometimes you just boil over. And I totally get this spill!

[tavalon]

99. Oh, me too, I may have used the wrong word

It was appropriately rude.

[babylonsister]

54. Bless your heart!

From Georgia.

Not "of" GA, but as of now, 'from'.

And this also reminded me of the Rude One, so much so that I sent him a link!

[maddiemom]

57. Plus about 1,000,000,000 etc. You go, girl!

[Tx4obama]

2. A small/big problem with the text in the OP

OP says: "... every day that the government is closed down costs around $300 million. That’s $1.6 trillion if it lasts a week... "

$300 million X 7 days in one week ---- does NOT equal $1.6 trillion

[RebelOne]

6. So, big deal. Her math is bad. n/t

[Tx4obama]

9. Hey, I was just pointing out that there is an error in the OP. n/t

[mindwalker_i]

12. Yeah, noticed that

It's not only off by roughly 3 orders of magnitude, 3 * 7 = 21, so it's not just an error substituting "tri" for "bi" is trillion.

Regardless, good rant!

[Maedhros]

41. Like Teabaggers are good at math...

None of them will notice.

[IrishAyes]

83. As if any of them will ever read it.

Teabaggers are too ignorant to read the ingredient list on the back of their chewin' 'baccy.

[RC]

94. $2,100,000,000 to be exact.

Two point one billion dollars. Still a lot of money, especially for a group that thinks the government spends too much of it and wants the government to spend less. All this has to be made up somehow. Nice going.

[ewagner]

100. That would have been my comment too...n/t

[Warpy]

3. Either the south has changed one hell of a lot

or I had a hidden sister down there somewhere.

[Supersedeas]

75. you ought to come down sometime

a tall glass of iced tea will do your heart some good

[Warpy]

91. I live on sweet tea

although these days the sweet is Splenda.

However, the south and I were just not a good fit. I did much better in Boston.

[nolabear]

87. Liberals abound, Warpy. You just have to look.

As with most places, the extremists are fear driven and loud. And many. But far from all.

[cilla4progress]

4. It is taking every inch of strength in every fiber of my being

not to post this on my FB so that my IDJIT FAMILY AND "FRIENDS" can see it and stuff it where it never shines!

But I'm better than that...

[Ruby the Liberal]

7. No you're not

Go for it.

[babylonsister]

11. Do it! I did. ;) nt

[IrishAyes]

84. This is NOT the time to stand on ceremony.

Post it! Another thing that should go viral!

[Ruby the Liberal]

5. K&R Great rant!

Bonus points for the Samuel L Jackson reference.

[Benton D Struckcheon]

8. The Financial Times was a lot more polite,

being British and all: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023766156

...but they made the exact same points. That was fun reading.

[HangOnKids]

10. Lady Rude Pundit K&R

[UncleTomsEvilBrother]

13. Wow!

Thanks for posting this!

[IrishAyes]

85. Aside: in the realm of usernames, yours has to be one of the best.

[Squinch]

14. One small change, and we have the motto for our answer to their stupid tea party flag:

"I am sick and tired of this motherfucking Republican House on this motherfucking plane!"

[1000words]

15. No outrage for her use of "bitch?"

huh ...

[seabeyond]

17. Really, who are you? Obviously you are back from the grave. Just clue us all in to you old name

[tavalon]

21. Weird, I had that same thought

[seabeyond]

22. second post i have run across today where went after me and too comfortable with du feminist

argument. a zombie should not be so obvious.

it gets them TOS'ed again.

[1000words]

28. I've taken you off ignore to respond

I have no history here at DU other than I have lurked pretty much since its inception. In a certain manner, I know this site and it's members fairly well.

[BainsBane]

29. Here two weeks and you already have folks on ignore?

Hmmmm.

[1000words]

30. I put four on immediately

It's best that way

[BainsBane]

31. Not me?

I feel slighted. My feminazi card will be revoked.

[IrishAyes]

86. Now, now, my dear, don't worry.

I'll share my card with you until your replacement card arrives in the mail. Feminazis are the best people in the world, you know.

[kestrel91316]

37. I guess you'd know, eh? I already have a very good idea who you are, lol.

[Supersedeas]

77. your surveillance is strong

[kestrel91316]

38. And then you just suddenly decided you had to participate by attacking long-time DUers?

Suuuuure.

[snooper2]

73. I was making fun of the posters handle, but to be honest he/she/it didn't attack anybody

One response to the OP then the subthread started ----

Then somebody posted "attack!" when none occurred, good trick though


Now with that, enjoy the greatness that is Pentatonix!

[whopis01]

47. Well then welcome to being an active participant here!

Out of curiosity - what made you decide to create an account after so many years of lurking?

[1000words]

50. Thank you!

My business folded, so I have much more time to invest. Frankly, I'm much happier working a nine to five. Poor, but happy.

[whopis01]

64. Poor but happy...

I know the feeling!

[L0oniX]

81. Please put me on ignore. Thanks.

[kestrel91316]

36. Probably the one that just got the boot this morning.

Seems nasty enough.

[Bobbie Jo]

60. Right?

You read my kind.

[babylonsister]

19. So sorry that upsets you, but you were warned. nt

[stonecutter357]

32. You seem concerned!

[snooper2]

72. you hit your word limit

next time try being 430800976words

[IrishAyes]

89. A lot of sound and fury signifying nothing?

[L0oniX]

80. OFFS ...are you a fan of Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship?

[Squinch]

102. New here?

huh...

Enjoy your stay.

[B Calm]

16. Damn, I'd love to see her when she's really pissed.

[SunSeeker]

56. Great toon. nt

[NYC_SKP]

18. OMG! Colorful Language Alert!!!11!!

K/R

[babylonsister]

27. Terrible, isn't it.

[tavalon]

20. Wow, she's like a mash up of Rude Pundit and Nance Greggs!

"They are going to crash the motherfucking plane to keep the black man from giving us affordable healthcare."

And that, my friends, is what we call the money shot.

Get these motherfucking teabaggers out of our motherfucking government! My variation on the same theme.

[SansACause]

24. This is not funny.

This analogy is terrible. The people who tried to take back United 93 did not crash the plane. The hijackers did. Even rants should be better thought out.

[seabeyond]

25. wow. firstly, they decided to take down the plane before allowing it to get a building killing

innocent which would be what her analogy is about and second, do you belong on du cause i have to wonder.

[SansACause]

34. That is not true.

'A passenger in the background cried, "In the cockpit. If we don't, we'll die" at 10:00:25.'

While the passengers tried like hell to take back the plane, the facts are (1) they never took control of the plane, (2) according to the voice recorders the terrorists had already decided to crash the plane, and (3) the black box recordings have at least one person saying they were trying to save themselves.

So wander off into Jessica Lynch territory if you want, but don't expect me to follow.

[babylonsister]

26. Lighten up. We are all so frustrated at the

bullshit from the gop, who SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT! Aren't you a bit concerned about that? I for one enjoyed this rant immensely. Suck it up.

[SansACause]

35. I was there when 9/11 happened.

And I am not over it yet. So when people try to be funny and compare things to 9/11, they really infuriate me in a way that may not make sense to anyone who wasn't there, whether it's the left or the right. And for chrissake, get your facts and analogies straight.

I wouldn't dare compare my own experiences to Holocaust survivors, but I get a tiny inkling of what they must have felt anytime someone compared something trivial to Hitler.

[kestrel91316]

39. Why am I doubting you? Hmmmmmm.

[Supersedeas]

74. Because you don't like what was said, and it makes you feel better

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

43. You do realize a Rethug congressman used the analogy right? nt

[2naSalit]

62. yeah I was there when 9/11 happened too

and I think the rant is spot on and funny. And somehow I suspect that those who are questioning you and your concern have a few valid points.

BTW Babylonsister, thanks for posting that.

[Supersedeas]

71. but a little frustration justifies telling you to suck it up

especially when followed by smiley faces.

Sad really.

[stonecutter357]

33. You seem concerned!

[WCLinolVir]

97. It was an analogy long before 9/11.

But I see how one might find the reference objectionable. But I am sure it was not her intention to minimize what those people were subjected to.

[AikidoSoul]

40. Hoooohaaaaa! Wow! Love after my own heart....

and I do live in the part of the south where you can occasionally hear something as intelligent and crude as this.

It's absolutely inspiring!

[unionthug777]

44. very nice !!!

love it !! love it !!

[Buddaman]

45. Damn good job!!!!

[TxDemChem]

46. Damn!!!!

They have pissed her off to the highest level of pissocity! Preach on girl!

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

48. Sounds like my mother!!!!

[babylonsister]

49. Hahaha!

Really!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

51. This isn't a pleasant visual

Yeah, I can just see marble-mouthed Mitch McConnell doing body shots off Ted Cruz’s bare chest. Jesus, can you imagine what a drunk Mitch McConnell must sound like?. “Yeeeehawwmm, we’re gunnaph show’em nawwwfff!’

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[Sissyk]

52. KandR

Aunt Mary, that you?

[NastyRiffraff]

53. Four Cheers and Amen!

I don't usually enjoy this kind of language (especially the MF) but this seems to...just fit.

Preach it, sister!

[Kaleva]

55. Paula Deen?

[bravenak]

58. Get em!

Praise to ASWW!

[sheshe2]

59. Best rant ever! Loved it!

[mike_c]

61. a righteous arse drubbing indeed!

[UtahLib]

63. Just telling it like it is, no holds barred. n/t

[Are_grits_groceries]

65. The only thing she didn't say was "Bless their hearts." nt

[TBF]

66. Juanita Jean is a similar Texas blog -

some might enjoy it

http://www.juanitajean.com/

[frog64]

67. Amen

Amen, susta'!

[HappyMe]

68. Well said.

I love colorful language. There are times when nothing else will do.

[IrishAyes]

90. Yes, "times". All the more effective for its semi-rarity, though.

I distinctly remember the first time I remember my mom swearing. I wanted to hide under the bed even though I knew she was mad at somebody else.

[HappyMe]

92. I swear a lot sometimes.

My mom swore occassionally. It never bothered me. We tend to tell it like it is in my family.

[IrishAyes]

101. It can be told like it is in a variety of ways; to each his own

Not all ways equal or greater or lesser, necessarily.

Here's what I consider a funny story; when my Irish fiance was alive, some fool called the house and tried to 'warn him' about me. All of a sudden Donny let out a rip-roaring stream of Irish and then slammed down the phone. I couldn't resist teasing him. "If you don't want me to swear, why should you do it yourself?" He was still too mad to think clearly. "HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS SWEARING?" "Because, dear, no man turns red in the face and yells at the top of his lungs w/o swearing." Anyhow, I knew a little more Irish than he realized. Of course he wasn't mad at me, and things quickly settled down to normal although it took awhile to make him tell me what the phone call had been about.

[sinkingfeeling]

69. Pretty good other than her math. $300 million x 7 doesn't equal $1.6 trillion.

[tk2kewl]

70. yeah... where'd that come from

2.1 billion is the right number for 300 mil * 7

[gopiscrap]

76. "Isn't that special?"

[Raffi Ella]

78. HA!

ASWW doin' us proud. K&R

[L0oniX]

79. ...but how does she really feel?

[IrishAyes]

82. I'm in awe of this woman!

Someone who rants better than I ever could, which might be saying a great deal.

Thank you, that was my delight for the day.

[nolabear]

88. Preach!

Well, that might not quite be the word...

[toby jo]

93. Yes, Ma'am.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

95. Love ya, my Sister!! Trust a Southern White Woman to tell it straight out and not be afraid of

strong language.

[rivegauche]

96. TELL IT SISTA! nt

[Fantastic Anarchist]

98. She had me at:

I am sick and tired of this motherfucking Congress on this motherfucking plane!