Tea Party insists on compromise: 2 + 2 = 4.5

[ZRT2209]

Dems: 2 + 2 = 4

Tea Party: 2 + 2 = 5

Tea party: WAHHH! They won't take our compromise of 2 + 2 = 4.5!!!!! The Dems are unreasonable!!!

[liberal N proud]

1. They remind me of the car salesman I tried to deal wiith, rearrange the numbers and

Hope nobody does the final math.

[bunnies]

2. Correction:

Tea Party: 2 + 2 = apple

[longship]

3. Nope. 2 + 2 = bedbug.

Or, possibly. 2 + 2 = eels.

[bunnies]

4. bedbug.

I think youre right. See! Who says no one ever changes their stance here on DU.

[pinboy3niner]

5. Where Dems have the advantage...

[LostOne4Ever]

6. Math

a=1
a=b

a^2=ab

a^2-b^2=ab-b^2
(a-b)(a+b)=b(a-b)
(a+b)=b
a+a=b
1+1=b
2=b

From above we know that
b=(a+b)
a=1
b=2

2+2=b+b=(a+b)+b=(1+2)+2=5


Teaparty math at its finest! Ignore all those damn liberals and lying mathematicians with their anti-American "you can't divide by zero" non-sense.

This is America! We can divide by zero if we want!!!!