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December 14, 2013 Andy Borowitz
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/12/childrens-letters-to-megyn-kelly.html
Dear Megyn Kelly,
For Christmas, could I please have a black Power Ranger? Thank you.
Sincerely,
Bobby, age six
For Christmas, could I please have a black Power Ranger? Thank you.
Sincerely,
Bobby, age six
Dear Bobby,
Unfortunately, we do not have any Power Rangers in stock in the color you requested. Colors available include: white.
Merry Christmas,
Megyn Kelly
P.S.: Bobby, because youre only six, you probably dont know this, but when you use the words black and power together, they become swear words. Never say that again.
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Children’s Letters to Megyn Kelly (Original Post)
Coyotl
Dec 2013
OP
Yeah, Martin Bashir isn't laughing. O.K. to be racist at Fox, fired for calling them out at MSNBC.
Coyotl
Dec 2013
#6
It's not just the racism. It's the faulty logic by which they justify all of their
Dark n Stormy Knight
Dec 2013
#7
longship
(40,416 posts)1. Borowitz at his cynical best! Recommended click through. R&K nt
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,192 posts)2. K&R
Mosaic
(1,451 posts)3. "black and power"
Keep saying it. Shame on anyone who doesn't understand the justice required for 400 years of slavery and repression. Liberals shouldn't find this funny. LINOs don't count.
Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)4. What color is the President?
Dear Megyn Kelly,
What color is the President?
Sincerely,
Cody, age five
***
Dear Cody,
Historians are in agreement that a real President is always white. He just is. Now, some people like to make believe that President Obama is a real President, and they get really upset when they learn the truth. Heres what Megyn Kelly thinks: if you believe in your heart that President Obama is President, he still isnt.
Merry Christmas,
Megyn Kelly
What color is the President?
Sincerely,
Cody, age five
***
Dear Cody,
Historians are in agreement that a real President is always white. He just is. Now, some people like to make believe that President Obama is a real President, and they get really upset when they learn the truth. Heres what Megyn Kelly thinks: if you believe in your heart that President Obama is President, he still isnt.
Merry Christmas,
Megyn Kelly
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,771 posts)5. Funny stuff about a not at all funny topic.
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)6. Yeah, Martin Bashir isn't laughing. O.K. to be racist at Fox, fired for calling them out at MSNBC.
When you're racist at Fox, you can just fall back on, 'Oh, I was just being a comedian.'
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,771 posts)7. It's not just the racism. It's the faulty logic by which they justify all of their
nonsensical, indefensible BS. And yeah, the JK defense is lame.
Wounded Bear
(58,706 posts)8. The "comedy" sucks, too...
big monkey balls.
That is all.