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SYDNEY (AP) A tourist in Australia had to be rescued by police after plunging off a pier while browsing Facebook on her phone, officials said Wednesday.
The woman was walking along a bay in Melbourne on Monday night when she became distracted by her Facebook feed and plummeted off the pier into the chilly water, Victoria state police said.
A witness called for help and police rushed to the woman's aid. They found her flailing around in the water, about 20 meters (65 feet) from the pier.
"She was still out in the water lying on her back in a floating position because she told us later that she couldn't swim," Senior Constable Dean Kelly of the state water police told the Australian Broadcasting Corp. "She still had her mobile phone in her hand and initially she apologized and said sorry." ..................(more)
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tanyev
(42,568 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)She's lucky she only got a Stupid Human Trick medal instead of a Darwin.
tavernier
(12,392 posts)wordpix
(18,652 posts)IdaBriggs
(10,559 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)I still remember the woman that fell in the mall fountain while texting. That was freaking hilarious.
Iggo
(47,558 posts)XemaSab
(60,212 posts)in order to evaluate the validity of your claim.
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)Somewhat mean commentary... But it is funny, glad she is okay.
XemaSab
(60,212 posts)SidDithers
(44,228 posts)that's hilarious.
Sid
wordpix
(18,652 posts)too funny, thanks
yes I REMEMBER that
arcane1
(38,613 posts)that's worse than when I was looking at my laptop and nearly walked into two 30+ pound racoons rushing the door. I dropped my laptop to get the sliding glass door closed to keep them out, but one of them had his snout stuck straight in the door ( didn't close it fully because I was freaked the hell out, they were freaking HUGE).
I *NEVER* open the door at night without looking. EVER. The laptop survived.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)You're the Carl Spackler of raccoons!
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)I'll bet she immediately updated her FB right after rescue.
marmar
(77,081 posts)I'm sure she did.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)klook
(12,157 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)A threeee hoouuur toouur.
Orrex
(63,216 posts)Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)please step away from your keyboard and prepare to surrender peacefully when they arrive....
Orrex
(63,216 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)and that they pun-ted this one for our own to police.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)countryjake
(8,554 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)One ringy dinghy (snort)...two ringy dinghies (snort)...
countryjake
(8,554 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Alaska if you're the one who's baked? Were you raised in a barnacle? How else chasm you explain your bottom-dwelling attacks? This may be a Barrier to our friendship...
countryjake
(8,554 posts)I bow to your expertise!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Most of my groaners just sink, so no one notices them (thank Poseidon!).
You're not too shabby, yourself--in both puns and art.
countryjake
(8,554 posts)I've got a box full of old valentines from when I was a kid...saved 'em pacifically cause of all the cool puns that they used to use back then on that sort of thing. Always have loved 'em.
My devocean to art goes back to a tiny little painting of a dog that my grandma gave me, when I was four.
I always notice your wit, but I don't always log in to read and by the time I think of a comeback, it's sunk to the bottom.
klook
(12,157 posts)This thread is just swimming with trawls.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Orrex
(63,216 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)if I hadn't already canvassed the thread. I feel like I got roped into this one ...
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)to be bouyed at one time or another or we are just floating with the current ... affairs.
BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)Orrex
(63,216 posts)rather than sea it through to the end.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)it's already going away. It might be a Titanic failure but it is on it's way.
BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)But as Mom always said, "You got to go with the floe."
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)He's a little dinghy at times, you know.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Sea, this is what I think, sea ...
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)We suspect he may have fallen into de Nile while walking along a pier and browsing FB on his phone...
AverageJoe90
(10,745 posts)rrneck
(17,671 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)seems leagues beneath these sharks.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)He's a good skipper.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)klook
(12,157 posts)klook
(12,157 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I needed that--I was in the doldrums. I like the cut of your jib. Yo-ho-ho!
klook
(12,157 posts)And I imagine they aired an interview with the winch, no doubt followed by astern warning to any nauty viewers tempted to repeat her gaff.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)They are far and aweigh a head in dredging the muck. And the anchor is adrift among the lost shoals. No wonder it's been called avast wasteland. It's kind of ashore point with me.
klook
(12,157 posts)looking for the shipwrecked and the marooned, just to fill their own treasure chests.
But ah, frigate! We can't let them take the wind out of our sails. Most of them are taking on water and will run aground before long anyway.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)They don't have a clew.
But dread naught--they'll get theirs, schooner or lighter.
klook
(12,157 posts)-- the bytes on that pathetic woman's smartphone, that is...
Another casualty of wharf-fare.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I guess she just got sloopy, stepped off, and couldn't ketch herself. At least she's okay--just a little rudder in the face--tiller next time...
klook
(12,157 posts)After I came barge-ing into this thread, navigating the currents of discourse, I soon saw it was awash with your many witty jests and gybes.
I'm a mere midshipman aloft on the mizzen of MIRTh, nay -- a cabin boy on this catamaran of comedy. You're a lieutenant of levity, a warrant officer of whimsy, a petty officer of punnery, an admiral of amusement.
There's avast opportunity for moor silliness and oakum, but I'll pipe down. This will tide me over. I dread nought, but I believe knowing when to take a different tack is quay. At heart I'm a lubber, not a freighter.
Fair winds and following seas, matey
- klook
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)klook
(12,157 posts)oar better (wet)suited to steer this discussion?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...and there's not one flotilla of evidence against me!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)You are a master graduate of naval punnery school. We should award you the Silver Spar for that!
klook
(12,157 posts)Looks like I did.
You win the internets today, Orrex. Where may I send them?
Yavin4
(35,442 posts)Good one.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Did I miss anything here? I was indisposed for a while. You see, I was walking along this pier while browsing Facebook on my phone, and you'll never believe what happened...
Aerows
(39,961 posts)He kicks ass at it. I just sit there and go "Look at the pretty art", and he's all "Well, in 1680 so and so painted this because ...".
Unreal.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I admire those who come to the art Challenges, recognize a work and an artist and reply with knowlege off the top of their head because they know something about the subject.
Art dunces like me draw a blank and google madly for info to find the answers. It may look impressive when we get lucky and succeed, but you don't see the cases when hours of searching go for naught. It's deceptive when the effort pays off, because we just make it LOOK easel, never letting on about the blood, sweat and tears involved in CTyankee's tortures...um, I mean Challenges.
Punnery, in my experience, is similar. You begin with not having a clue, but with a little practice you start getting better and your mind learns to adapt and shift into that mode.
Soon, when MFM posts that he likes a glass-bottomed boat so he can moon snorkelers, a thought just hits you and you can come right back with something like:
The admins want DU to be serious...AND fun. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy makesJackadullboymakesJackadullboymakesJackadullboymakesJackadullboy...
countryjake
(8,554 posts)And, you have to admit that surfing those art pages is fun!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)And the Challenges aways make for good Thames while keeping me current on art news.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Like me, you are gluttons for punishment.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)matters is a lifesaver .
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...we Mae have to West the keyboard from your hands.
onpatrol98
(1,989 posts)RKP5637
(67,111 posts)Vashta Nerada
(3,922 posts)JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...missionary.
JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)Viva_La_Revolution
(28,791 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)Atlantic snark
Viva_La_Revolution
(28,791 posts)Atlantic snark Found Attacking Tourists in the Pacific Ocean!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)klook
(12,157 posts)letting the sound waves wash over her...
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)klook
(12,157 posts)I was in my barca-longa the other night listening to this, my scull full of scales and reefs, when sampan occurred to me -- I think this band may have been a big influence on Phish.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Great White loved to rub it in, too, always asking Phish "Hawser daddy?"
klook
(12,157 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Of course, this case had a different ending. You could say the woman was the thole thurvivor...
klook
(12,157 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)She listed aport when she should have listed astarboard.
klook
(12,157 posts)so she was having trouble with her iSight. Hitting all 5 bars before taking a walk probably didn't help either.
klook
(12,157 posts)and wandered through all five bars, drinking from a bottle of rum and singing all the same songs her friend Sam sung.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)klook
(12,157 posts)and the salesman who sold her the iYamWhatiYamPhone was a real Swee'pea.
Number23
(24,544 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)and Siri-inge some blood.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)a heartfelt recommendation.
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...do you really need to ass me that?"
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)You are the master of puns.
Jefferson23
(30,099 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)We shouldn't dive into speculation--at least, nostril we nose more.
Jefferson23
(30,099 posts)ProudToBeBlueInRhody
(16,399 posts)BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Her FB feed must have been inundated after her little cruise.
quinnox
(20,600 posts)Darwin award prevented!
liberal N proud
(60,336 posts)The phone is more important to some people than their own life.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)liberal N proud
(60,336 posts)klook
(12,157 posts)malaise
(269,054 posts)Jackass!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)malaise
(269,054 posts)catbyte
(34,403 posts)TeamPooka
(24,229 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Locut0s
(6,154 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)A lot of her FB friends thought her story was swells.
klook
(12,157 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Why, I yacht to...
At least you're not accusing me, as so many others have, of moral torpedo-tube.
klook
(12,157 posts)We are plumbing new depths with this one. In fact, we may have hit bottom.
But hey, whatever floats your boat!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)RKP5637
(67,111 posts)phones will walk on water, later, drone phones will fly. The later ones would have helped, but at least this one kept her afloat!
Gen I, The Float-a-Phone
Gen II, The Walk-a-Phone
Gen III, The Fly-a-Phone
For those that can't walk and chew gum!!!!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)klook
(12,157 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)TransitJohn
(6,932 posts)eom
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)tridim
(45,358 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)This thread would not be complete without that...
klook
(12,157 posts)and looking at porn on her phone at the same time as she was calling Olive Garden to place a to-go order of fried chicken.
klook
(12,157 posts)but this evening we've seen another wave of comments.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)But I'm not sure kicks from you and me can be called a "wave," lol. More like we've Shanghaied GD.
klook
(12,157 posts)an inlet can look like ocean.
whistler162
(11,155 posts)in San Francisco's waterfront farmers market but with a bratwurst and sauerkraut and it was only a curb. Did a very nice tuck and roll and saved my digital camera.
tanyev
(42,568 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)While the judges were impressed with the triple flip, they were going to dock it for the sloppy landing until the 5-second rule was invoked (that was a lifesaver!). When the next meat is slated, we'll post a link.
whistler162
(11,155 posts)AND IT WAS AS GOOD AS IT LOOKED AND SMELLED.
Farm raised beef from a area rancher.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Else how will the poster loin?
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)And I don't know if that personality disorder can be cured.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)I'll admit it. You really smoked me.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Butt that one was derivertive, really. It was a walk in the pork.
klook
(12,157 posts)but the town burgers would never press charges. They're too chicken.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)leftyladyfrommo
(18,868 posts)He was ambling along looking down at his phone and a bear was coming up the sidewalk from the other direction. Poor guy looked up and almost fainted. The bear was really close to him. He backed up really fast and took off running.
Bear didn't give chase - lucky for him it was a friendly bear.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)klook
(12,157 posts)News outlets love to panda to their readers with this kind of story. Lucky for the guy, despite his sloth, this story didn't have a grizzly ending. He was able to koala friend to help him out, but his friend wasn't too sympathetic. They're polar opposites.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)It sounds like you are having ursine-ior moment. (Bears repeating.)
klook
(12,157 posts)wouldn't even interview a grizzled "old-timer" like me. I couldn't get them to cave. Whatever, I'll growl out of it.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Especially the Bipolar ones. ((HUGS))
klook
(12,157 posts)chungking34
(51 posts)Is facebook really THAT important to some people lives? I just don't get it, honestly.
wordpix
(18,652 posts)To hell with trying to keep oneself alive in the frigid water when one can't swim, "I just gotta save my phone!"
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Response to marmar (Original post)
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