Duck Dynasty - Best take down EVER

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

Before/After pictures are priceless!

Yuppie hipster fratboys!

[Arkansas Granny]

1. Priceless!!!

[Plucketeer]

39. Priceless indeed!

I have NEVER watched a minute of this cornball show. In fact, I've never watched ANY "reality" show since they came on the scene. ALL of them are pablum for the ignorant. Sound like this particular show should be titled Dunce Dynasty.

[Arkansas Granny]

40. You could be onto something with that revised title.

I've seen a couple of episodes just because I happened to be in the room where someone was watching them. I don't understand the appeal.

[tavalon]

61. I actually saw a show last weekend

I was spending the weekend with my dog in a cheesy motel. (he lives 200 miles from me so we don't get many visits) I was flipping through the channels on tv, a vague novelty since I don't subscribe to tv in the real world. Anyway, I stopped on this weird hillbilly show and really couldn't figure out if it was a reality show or a comedy send up. Dog was asleep so I didn't wake him to ask. Now, I know I was watching a "reality show" called Duck Dynasty. Weird. I don't plan on watching anymore. It was very, very dumb.

[Egnever]

50. Just curious

Not that I don't agree about reality shows but how do you make a judgement with out ever watching one?

[Plucketeer]

54. I confess I was deceitful in that comment....

..... I guess I should have said that I've never watched a complete episode, season or series. Good god! You don't have to watch but about 5 minutes of ANY of them to realize that the word "reality" has no relevance to the point of the show. NONE of the charlatans on those shows really and truly act the same as they would without a camera staring them in the face. THAT point alone can discharge the "Reality" BS. Does that explain it adequately?

[Curmudgeoness]

80. I can answer that.

I have never watched a reality show, and somehow, I learn a hell of a lot about them just from seeing the ads for them or hearing about them in news stories. I don't even have cable tv, so could not have even seen an ad for Duck Dynasty, but I know more than I ever wanted to know....and that was before this dustup.

[AlbertCat]

66. ALL of them are pablum for the ignorant.

I don't think "Project Runway" is so bad. Yes, they edit for drama, and it's really a product placement bonanza, AND fashion is, like Oscar Wilde said '... a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.' But the things these young folks DO...in a matter of hours! Even the 1st person eliminated usually came up with something unbelievable for the time allotted.

But yeah.... most "reality shows" are just boring. And if I want to watch people muddle thru their shallow personal problems, I'll just move back in with my parents.

[Auntie Bush]

59. Your f****g ass is well spoken! nt

[Dawson Leery]

2. Douchbag Daniels says his civil rights have been violated.

http://twitchy.com/2013/12/19/sorry-day-in-america-charlie-daniels-disgusted-with-ae-for-suspending-phil-robertson/

So Phil Robertson has the constitutionally guaranteed right to have a television show produced by a private company?

[DeschutesRiver]

27. Just another complete inability to understand the constitution, which the tea baggers claim to know

better than the rest of us.

How they are not embarrassed by this is freaking mystery to me. I am seeing local people who are not that stupid, college educated, who are in the same boat of incorrectly thinking the 1 st amendment applies here. OTOH, maybe they are just that special kind of stupid...

Phil is nothing more than an actor with a contract. Baggers love capitalism, big business and this is nothing more than the straight out operation of their economic belief system...which means that no one is guaranteed a job. They ought to be first in line to be sucking this up, but instead they shocked, just shocked.

Apparently they were not aware that America is composed of lots of other people besides them, whose opinions now count just as much as theirs do.

[AlbertCat]

67. Just another complete inability to understand the constitution

Like with the Bible... context and meaning mean nothing. It's all seen thru a lens of "Poor put upon me....me.... me... me"

[Maynar]

89. Yeah, well

Charlie Redneck Daniels can kiss my ass. The fact he's outraged simply proves he's an ignernt moran who doesn't realize the whole DD thing is a sham, a put-on, a bamboozlement.

Those people are yuppies in drag.

[calimary]

108. He does have the right to say whatever he feels like. HOWEVER, that ALSO means he has the right

to have to face, and cope with, the consequences of what he said. Because the network ALSO has the right to determine what's on its airwaves, and we on the receiving end ALSO have the right to object to what many of us regard as hate speech.

If he doesn't like it, tough shit. Boo hoo!

[El_Johns]

109. That's fake too. He already said he was leaving the show well before this happened.

[mnhtnbb]

3. That's great.

[adirondacker]

4. Awesome rant!

[Erose999]

5. Hope A&E and the rest of the media tells these hairy whores to go away.

[Incitatus]

6. Perfect

[IdaBriggs]

7. Wow. Just. Wow.

[DURHAM D]

8. Excellent.

The magazine interview and A&E reaction to it with the suspension is all a preplanned con.

[Siwsan]

9. Until recently, I thought 'Duck Dynasty' was a show on the "Toon" network

I had NO idea it was about non-cartoon animated people.

[MH1]

99. That's where I was, too. Unfortunately, that would seem to be the point of the current kerfluffle.

Now EVERY freakin' one of us knows who these maroons are, even those of us who really never wanted to and would have lived our lives just fine without ever knowing.

Though I have to admit, there's some pretty hilarious humor coming out with it, and there is the added benefit of watching certain family members, co-workers and acquaintances make total asses of themselves expressing support for these jerks.

[IADEMO2004]

10. You have made me very happy. What a gift.

[nolabear]

11. My Liberal Southern Ass approves of this message.

[cordelia]

14. Ditto!

[daleanime]

30. My Socialist Yankee Ass....

agrees with you.

[Maynar]

90. So we gettin' cozy

I'm okay wid' at.

Deal me in!

[Tom_Foolery]

33. My ass agrees with your ass...

[calimary]

110. My Liberal Southern California Ass concurs!

[madokie]

12. Fucking A

awesome rant.

[Scuba]

13. Excellent rant, hits on many good points, including that these asshats don't represent the South.

[Quixote1818]

15. Dusty use to be a fundy so he knows every Bible verse there is. nt

[B Calm]

16. Wow, emailing this video to some of my friends.

[Logical]

17. Wow, this guy is a genius! I love it. Sending it to people I know. n-t

[toby jo]

18. Hah!

My my, somebody's gettin their piss on.

Great stuff, I want t-shirt.

[Irishonly]

19. Great

My what a difference a TV show makes.

[Bobbie Jo]

20. "Fuck these fake mf'ers!"

[closeupready]

21. Whoa. Give that man a gold medal. Is he righteous, or what?

K&R

[heaven05]

22. good rant

[bvar22]

23. WOW.

I hope this guy gets a spot on MSNBC during Prime Time.
A Truth Teller!

[WinkyDink]

24. AWESOME SAUCE! (Have we found the Rude Pundit?!)

[Zorra]

25. Thanks. All RW religious haters, particularly the christianists, are fakes. End of story. nt

[Digital Puppy]

26. He made my week! n/t

[chervilant]

28. "Fuck these fake mother-fuckers!"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I think he should tell us how he really feels.

(Still laughing over here, despite the incivility of his observations...)

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

29. dailymail (UK) - Before the beards! October 2013

Before the beards! New photo reveals Duck Dynasty stars prior to their fame... as fresh faced and clean cut young men
By CHELSEA WHITE
PUBLISHED: 18:12 EST, 17 October 2013 | UPDATED: 18:47 EST, 17 October 2013

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2465571/Duck-Dynasty-stars-went-beards-fame.html

A "Duck Dynasty without beards" search will produce all the pictures.

http://theantijunecleaver.com/2013/10/duck-dynasty-tv-less-reality/

[BlancheSplanchnik]

31. that was worth watching!!!!!

You GO Dusty!

[JaneyVee]

32. At 4 minutes narrator describes the Tea Party to a tee.

[dinger130]

34. That was simply

Fan Fucking Tastic!

[TxVietVet]

35. Thanks, Dude! K&R

K&R

[ProSense]

36. Shit

I wanted to be rec 100.

[hfojvt]

37. "logic"

he says after he finishes YELLING a bunch of EXPLETIVES.

"America, you dumb-a$$es deserve to be conned."

Thank goodness he is not a fake patriot or something.

[grantcart]

38. Duck Dynasty is to real Southerners as WWE is to real sports.

[Rex]

41. As a native Texan, I agree with everything he said.

Fake shit that the RWing fundies lap up like it was mana from heaven!

[hamsterjill]

58. Me, too.

Another native Texan and I've been laughing at the idiots around me who can't help themselves and MUST direct almost any conversation to the "Duck Dynasty" guy so they can have an argument.

The only thing I would point out to Dusty's rant is that there are still some Christians (I count myself among them) who aren't like all of the others. I believe anyone has the right to live his/her life however they see fit and in a world full of hate and violence, I do not see how love between two consenting adults can ever be a bad thing. The right wingers can twist the bible any way they want to justify their hate, but in my opinion, that is not the intent of Christianity.

[superpatriotman]

42. How about that?

It's all an act. Bread and circuses.

Divide and conquer.

Anything for a buck.

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

44. Thanks for creating an account and stopping by, Phil!!

[arcane1]

45. Indeed. He certainly changed MY mind!

I love these nuts who think about gay male sex more than my gay male friends do

[Viking12]

48. how do you like your pizza?

[7962]

69. I HATE it when somebody gets removed before I can see why!! Blast!

I never get to have any fun.

[Viking12]

72. you didn't miss much

It was the usual RW projection....Stuff like, "Liberals are the intolerant ones...," "liberals might learn something if they read the Bible...," "blah, blah, blah"

[navarth]

100. Yes, but see,

I don't get that many chances to read the writing of an actual moron, so I feel I missed out too.

[jsr]

46. Magnificent rant.

[tosh]

47. Seriously!!!

Tell it!!!

[blkmusclmachine]

49. ,

,

[Xyzse]

51. That's pretty funny

[Live and Learn]

52. Couldn't have said it better!

That was one righteous rant.

[Jack Rabbit]

53. I was perfectly happy last week, before I ever heard of Phil Robertson

I'll be happy next week, after I forget all about him.

Actually, I don't think Mr. Robertson and company give Southerners an any worse name than the North Carolina state legislature or the Texas state Board of Education.

[DesertRat]

55. Right on!

I love this guy!

[Enthusiast]

56. I like it! Kicked and recommended!

[Baitball Blogger]

57. Now that's one Southerner I would love to invite over for dinner.

[ReRe]

60. K&R

Just because I'm so busy baking goodies for umpteen friends and family, as I habitually do every single year, doesn't mean I can't get on here and kick and recommend this OP. I feel the same exact way this southern man feels.
Wake up, Southerners!!! Wake the fuck up and THINK!

[Jamastiene]

62. K&R

Excellent Rant!

[neverforget]

63. That's awesome!

[pacalo]

64. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

[4dsc]

65. now this is funny shit `

I didn't know how fake these guys really were. Thanks for the info.

[Faygo Kid]

68. Right-wingers ginned up about this.

I'm afraid there may be incidents; the comments by the wingnuts on nearly all sites threaten violence. Great video, but the truth matters not to them at this point. Their visceral hatred is on full display.

[ancianita]

70. Posted this on FB today for all who support "Southern culture." HIlarious.

[7962]

71. The President has said he watches the show, believe it or not, and likes it! nt

[Bernardo de La Paz]

73. Kay Robertson wears Hijab

Phil Robertson dating Kay Robertson

[Bernardo de La Paz]

74. Are the two dudes on the right married to each other or in a relationship?

[TahitiNut]

106. Are they standing in the overflow from their septic tanks?

I doubt they'd know.

[Major Hogwash]

75. "Seriously . . . logic".

Man, what a response!!

I love it.

[mike_c]

76. dayum!

That was a righteous motherfucking ass drubbing. Dude.

[Maraya1969]

77. The only thing is I just saw on Chris Hayes a picture of Phil from 2010

and he looks like he does now. But in the video he shows pictures of them dressing like "Yuppies"

Maybe just the Phil is real as far as his outfit is concerned and they got the sons and daughters and family to hick out for the show.

What pisses me off about these shows also is they have a very low budget so the makers are hauling off a lot of money for not much investment at all, and oftentimes to the detriment of some of the people on the show.

[AntiSleep]

78. This is just great.

This is the best thing I've seen all day.

[Agschmid]

88. Welcome to DU!

[FarPoint]

79. This is a KEEPER!

Yes baby!

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

81. Oh Hell YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[calimary]

82. I suppose the greatest revenge for all of us to enjoy would be

knowing what those cranks see when they look in the mirror every morning. UGH!!!! UGH-ly!

[oldandhappy]

83. I had never heard of this show. Yikes.

All the chat has convinced me I do not want to start now!! But we need to be aware of the fact that the show has a large following (evidently) and these are the voters we have to recognize as unrealistic people.

[Catherine Vincent]

84. That was self righteously awesome!

[barbtries]

85. fucking FAKES!

i had to share that one on fb.

[SunSeeker]

86. K & R

[DeSwiss]

87. K&R!!!

[King_Klonopin]

91. It is truly impressive

just how fast that shriveled-up, snipe-faced shrew with an
obvious personality disorder intruded herself into the picture --
both figuratively and literally. Shameless bitch can't pass up
any opportunity to promote her relevance, which is a
laughable farce at this point. She still has no comprehension
of the true intent of the Bill of Rights. And the faux redneck
can say whatever he damn well wants to say, but we don't
have to be forced to listen -- and A&E doesn't have to pay
him -- if we don't approve of his stupid hate speech. The
First Amendment does not protect any form of oppression,
but Sarah still thinks so. The First Amendment protects our
right to say whatever moronic BS we want, but it does not
guarantee protection from the consequences of those words,
such as slander and libel suits or being fired from your job.

Gawd, I hate that sick woman. Nit. Wit.

[Poll_Blind]

92. That was a little over 5 minutes of continuous, non-stop WIN. nt

PB

[Callalily]

93. Very well said!

And entertaining to boot!

[ProdigalJunkMail]

94. publicity stunt... he nailed it

A&E couldn't give two shits about anything other than $$$ and ratings and this plays so well into both sides of that...

sP

[brucefan]

95. Tell it Dusty!

[blueinannarbor]

96. Awesome

Great post. I especially liked the bin Laden comparison. Somehow I can't help but be amused that the religious right would turn six shades of purple at having that pointed out to them. Guess what I'm going to make a point of doing today???????

[drewbai]

97. Old Macdonald had a swamp, revised for Phil.....

Old Phil Robertson had a swamp,
B-I-G-O-T.

And on his swamp he hated gays,
B-I-G-O-T.

With a bible verse here,
And a sermon there,
Here a verse, there a verse,
Everywhere a verse verse,

Old Phil Robertson had a swamp,
B-I-G-O-T.


Old Phil Robertson had a swamp,
B-I-G-O-T.

And on his swamp he had some blacks,
B-I-G-O-T.

With a "thank you" here,
And a "whip me" there,
Here a thanks, there a thanks,
Everywhere a whip whip.

Old Phil Robertson had a swamp,
B-I-G-O-T.

[navarth]

101. well done! nt

[treestar]

98. good point about how they are trying to sell you shit

watching that show is like watching a commercial.

[LWolf]

102. "...because this is America: land of gullible r****ds..."

Yep. Without the epithet disparaging the truly cognitively disabled, American culture glorifies ignorance and abhors intellect.

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

103. nevermind :)

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[underpants]

104. Marking for later watch

[darkangel218]

105. I sent it to one of friends who likes this show.

[Dogtired]

107. Truth Means Nothing to Right Wingers

I shared this post and with a slight dislclaimer that I am not necessarily pro gay or anti christian, however I really believe this fellow. However any pro christian or conservative friends i have on FB don't agree and are offended by the post. I realize as I have for quite some time now, that such obvious evidence that it is Bullshit does not matter one bit to right wing zealots or teapartiers. Evidence or facts are simply ignored and will never get this crowd to change thier minds on any subject. No need to argue with them over it. There is no converting them to logic. It means nothing to them.