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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSantorum's strict new anti-pornography legislation sounds GREAT...until you read the fine print.
Santorum is exactly like Piper Laurie as the mother in "Carrie." He wants to tie America up and lock it in the closet and scream at it and tell it about what "boys want."
President Santorum will oversee the production of government-issued chastity belts which also function as a GPS unit, so that if it detects impure thoughts rising from your nether regions, a member of Homeland Security can speed to your house in an unmarked white van and beat you with a sock full of quarters while quoting Scripture. They will drag you out of your house and do this on your front lawn so you can be an "example" to your neighbors. Photos of the beating will be posted on the White House Website, along with your home phone number, Social Security number, and a complete list of any songs you've illegally downlaoded to your iPhone / iPod.
President Santorum will oversee the production of government-issued chastity belts which also function as a GPS unit, so that if it detects impure thoughts rising from your nether regions, a member of Homeland Security can speed to your house in an unmarked white van and beat you with a sock full of quarters while quoting Scripture. They will drag you out of your house and do this on your front lawn so you can be an "example" to your neighbors. Photos of the beating will be posted on the White House Website, along with your home phone number, Social Security number, and a complete list of any songs you've illegally downlaoded to your iPhone / iPod.
Forbes: Why Rick Santorum Should Stop Talking About Porn
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Santorum's strict new anti-pornography legislation sounds GREAT...until you read the fine print. (Original Post)
Amerigo Vespucci
Mar 2012
OP
He has no problem with priests raping young boys but wants to ban porn. Go figure.
appleannie1
Mar 2012
#5
RandySF
(58,900 posts)1. There's nothing great about it.
Watching porn is none of his business.
Amerigo Vespucci
(30,885 posts)2. It was necessary to say that in order to set up the punchline
In reality, the only great thing about Santorum is the fact that he's not going to be President.
Jennifer Granholm just posted the following to Facebook:
The War Room with Jennifer Granholm
Polls say Mitt Romney is headed for a blowout victory on Tuesday. For more on whats expected in Illinois and for Santorums plans check out what we are following in The War Room for March 19th, 2012
http://www.facebook.com/GranholmTWR
Polls say Mitt Romney is headed for a blowout victory on Tuesday. For more on whats expected in Illinois and for Santorums plans check out what we are following in The War Room for March 19th, 2012
http://www.facebook.com/GranholmTWR
So the question is "Why is a guy that no one likes heading for a blowout victory?" Simple...the guy hardcore fundies / evangelicals / conservatives WANT to like is scaring the rest of America with his batshit craziness.
louis-t
(23,295 posts)3. Vote fer Mitt cuz he won't
take away yer porn.
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)4. Supreme Court is pretty clear about this.
Community standards and all.
Hell, I could say that Rick Santorum is obscene because he has "no redeeming social value"!!!!
Initech
(100,080 posts)6. Ha - I'm much more offended by the fact this Taliban poster child could be...
Commander In Chief than I am offended by any pornographic image.
appleannie1
(5,067 posts)5. He has no problem with priests raping young boys but wants to ban porn. Go figure.
Texas-Limerick
(93 posts)7. Santorum's Panderings
Santorum's pandering is just more trickery
How he'll remove pornography still a mystery
But I'm sitting on the fence
And will come to his defense
If he can delete it from my browser history