Pot head robs gas station with chainsaw

[The Straight Story]

Guy with flower pot on head robs gas station with chainsaw




Though you're probably satisfied with the amount of information contained in the headline "Guy with flower pot on head robs gas station with chainsaw" and the accompanying photograph, here are a few more details about a recent robbery in Australia.

On Monday, a man allegedly entered a 7-Eleven in Australia, armed with a chainsaw
He allegedly demanded money, but mooned the employees and stole a soda when they wouldn't hand over cash
He supposedly knocked over multiple shelves and damaged a car on his way out
Police arrested Steven Frank Steele walking beside a road near the scene of the crime
Authorities found the chainsaw in a bush near the scene

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[LiberalAndProud]

1. Ooohh, you meant *flower* pothead. My bad.

Your headline is better.

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[panader0]

2. You're going to give us a bad name. lol

[Scuba]

3. I'll be a dollar to a donut that alcohol was involved.

I s'pose a donut costs a dollar or more now though. Need to update my adages.

[snooper2]

5. This should just be a reminder to people

that rednecks aren't exclusive to the US