Kirk Cameron tells us how humans were created :)

[snooper2]

[gcomeau]

1. Ok... Cameron's an idiot and all.

But that video with all the cutaways was just badly done. Like, cringeworthy. There are so much more effective ways to (entirely deservedly) mock this nonsense than this.

[snooper2]

2. Like this

[Archae]

6. The science is there. Try reading it.

Here's a video that may help.

[Make7]

10. If there is a God, where did God come from?

Doesn't everything have a source?

[NuclearDem]

16. Oh, that might just help me fill out the special pleading space on my card!

[hobbit709]

11. random explosions probably have a better chance of gaining more intelligence

than you apparently have.

[NuclearDem]

15. Let's see:

Dembski's Arrow fallacy, no such thing as "before the Big Bang", and argument from ignorance.

Low post count also earns a free space.

Damn, just shy of Malicious Intruder bingo.

[joeybee12]

17. Aw, you're adorable...being all superior over your ignorance...

Yes, we'll spoon feed you so your don't have to bother your little mind over someting as horrific as the "thought process."

[hobbit709]

19. Damn, we hardly got to play with it.

[joeybee12]

20. Nooooooooo!

I wish there was a way to keep the really dumb ones around longer...just for our enjoyment!

[napkinz]

21. Name Removed ... wasn't that a character in Idiocracy?

Oh, wait, that was Not Sure.

[hobbit709]

24. you didn't last long this time either

[eShirl]

18. You're either being very snarky, or suffering from a poor grasp of the sciences.

it's going to take more than "a nutshell" to get you up to speed.

[snooper2]

7. please tell me you were either homeschooled or are six years old

because otherwise we REALLY need to work on our public education system

[napkinz]

9. Too busy to watch?

You mean you'll watch after you're done listening to Rush and watching "FOX & Friends"?

[JaneyVee]

4. Kirk Cameron needs to evolve.

[SamKnause]

5. Well that settles it.

Now we know the real truth.

[temporary311]

12. If we came from dirt,

then why is there still dirt? :eyeroll:

[napkinz]

14. Kirk Cameron Attempts to Out-Think Stephen Hawking and Fails Miserably

by Simone Sanner
December 28, 2013

Rocket scientist and world-renowned unparalleled genius Kirk Cameron – just ask him, he will agree – challenged Stephen Hawking in an interview with TMZ regarding the answers to life, the universe, and everything.

“Professor Hawking is heralded as the ‘genius of Britain’,” said Cameron, “Yet he believes in the scientific impossibility that nothing created everything and that life sprang from non-life.”

While even a five-year-old has some glimmer of a clue how chemicals come together to create amino acids, Cameron seems to have missed that lesson, however Cameron continued, “ (Hawking) says he knows there is no Heaven. John Lennon wasn’t sure. He said to pretend there’s no Heaven. That’s easy if you try. Then he said he hoped that someday we would join him.”

read more: http://aattp.org/kirk-cameron-attempts-to-out-think-stephen-hawking-and-fails-miserably/

[bobclark86]

22. Fucking...

"Fucking was how babies were made."
--Kurt Vonnegut, "Breakfast of Champions.

/thread

Back as devil's advocate, you do know the majority of the people on this planet believe the same thing, right?

[snooper2]

25. three thousand years ago

a majority of people believed earthquakes were caused by too many people spanking their monkey

[amuse bouche]

26. Kirk is dumber than dirt