MR. RYAN'S OPUS - By Charles P. Pierce
MR. RYAN'S OPUS
By Charles P. Pierce on April 1, 2014
Paul Ryan, the zombie-eyed granny starver from the state of Wisconsin, and most recent First Runner-Up in our national vice-presidential pageant, has released another "budget," this one a sham even by his remarkable standards because this is an election year and nobody is going to vote for a budget, even a fake one, unless it includes free money, doughnuts, and oral sex for everyone in the country. Anyway, it's pretty much what we have come to expect from Ryan. More money for the military, more granny-starving for the rest of us.
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Of course, when it comes to poor people, whose souls Ryan seeks to fill with his deep concern, it will all be for their own good.
Such an approach "empowers recipients to get off the aid rolls and back on the payrolls," Mr. Ryan writes.
Says the guy who went to college on my dime -- You're welcome, dickhead. -- and who hasn't drawn a salary from anywhere except the government for the greater part of his adult life, and whose mansion gets maintained by the National Park Service.
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